[b][u]Dotes: Title: You're flying a longsword...[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy I hope I don't slip and castrate myself.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Two best friends play STOW IT DONT THROW IT! Oh -blam!- a gun![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Soviet Ruse Have you ever seen it happen? I think people who do that should be embarrassed.[/quote]Or at least hot. If they are like fat and old? There should be like a law or something.[/quote]From here on out, only hot babes should be caught having sex in public.[/quote]I volunteer to catch them.[/quote]I'll drive the unmarked van.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BillThePenguin3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am Gatorade More like don't -blam!- with Russian girls. [/quote][i]Which part?[/i][/quote]ZING![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad Your ass. My size 24 hoof.[/quote]My salad still has a hoof? Oh well *eats anyway*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SayonceJRC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Because you're dyslexic.[/quote]Yes I am /: Only in math... It's call Dyscalculia /':[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes:Subject: Proof that Starbucks is taking over the planet.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [url=http://cdn.nickscipio.com/pod/media/2011/07/Meta-Starbucks-800x533.jpg]Starbuck having a Starbucks at a Starbucks with Starbuck who is enjoying her own Starbucks at a Starbucks[/url]. Talk about product placement![/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjadude132 Starbuckseption!!!!![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] idiotswillbuyMW3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I won't buy a car unless I have test driven it.[/quote]but we're not cars?[/quote]You can drive a person to drink, you can drive them crazy, you can ride them, they can put metal in their grille, they can have junk in the trunk, you can flat tire someone's shoes, you can "tune them up", they can "put the top down, you can ask someone to "park it".... shall I go on?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mooard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0MrCheesy0o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I won't buy a car unless I have test driven it.[/quote] So, people are cars? They're not. Look it up. [/quote]-------------------- His metaphor. -------------------- Your head. Look how far it went over your head.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Assassin575 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Pesticide [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Assassin575 I got it yesterday, made a wooden pickaxe, built a "house" out of dirt, and now I have no idea what else to do[/quote]Go hug a Creeper.[/quote]It didn't work[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gruntbirthday567 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leumas786 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEpicurus I laugh at "hardcore gamers"[/quote]just cause you laugh at them doesn't mean they don't exist.[/quote]Which is probably why he laughs at them.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rednintynine Not a clue what you're nyaning about.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CysticApplepie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda Easy as pie. Just call in. 1 (800) 469 9269 - Toll Free[/quote]But pie is hard[/quote]It's softer after you cook it, silly billy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zombie Governor [quote]Topic Title: NO BOSSES Message Detail: Yoshimitsu! He's a fricken boss![/quote].......[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicsm1ley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wild elite [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicsm1ley Pastafarian. Best religion ever. Most peaceful religion in history. /Win[/quote]FSM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11[/quote]rAmen brother! [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SC Matt Klassen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bred I still hate the fact that they are actually making a sequel....Halo 3 ended perfectly...BUT NOOOOO!! THEY DECIDED TO CONTINUE THE ADVENTURES OF ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND ONE DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS EVER![/quote]I know! Why they ever made Duke Nukem Forever is beyond me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit Well... A pictosecond before the universe was made I was all liek... [i]Inb4universe.[/i] It was awesome :D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NICK VEGAS i dont always post in threads, but when i do, im usually trolling.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlutterFhy It's like a dub, but with more of a step to it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MonkeyHouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkJet7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK Camping[/quote]And judging by the laptop it's on a PC online game, judging by the crappy graphics i'd say it's COD.[/quote]Someone was camping, WHILE camping in CoD. Brilliant.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] REFlegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Real Caboose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 I'd rather be in the Harry Potter zone.[/quote]To be in my zone you must 1. Be a ginger 2. Be a hot smart chick 3. Be absolutly crazy 4. Be an old guy.[/quote]*Crashes though door* HARRY! YOU'RE A -blam!- WIZARD!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy You just answered my question, before I posted it. Ninja'd like a boss.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K I call them "the Mute button".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jLu79Yzfv1c/TgIwg9O7pLI/AAAAAAAAFP4/rsdgpInKe7o/s1600/JokeOverHead3.jpg] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeXXXpie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeXXXpie When it comes to girls do you settle for average looking and bellow? [/quote]Are you asking if I either (1) settle for plain women or (2) yell loudly? Because I would much rather bellow than date an ugly chick.[/quote]I mean average looking girl, not hot or ugly.[/quote][/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] samissleman17 Massive LAN parties instead of Bingo. I'm calling it![/quote]Massive LAN parties involving Bingo. Calling it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axelord FTW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou People are taught some history. Some of it they remember, and some of it they don't. [/quote]Thats understandable. But, if people would shut up when they dont know enough about a subject, wouldnt that be grand?[/quote]I try do to do that most of the time, but I sometimes get the urge to talk out of my ass.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Novablur did you hear about the new expansion for mw2 its cool....theyre calling MW3![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K I use neither. And to be honest, I abhor the use of the second option.[/quote]BEWARE OF MY PERFECT, FLAWLESS GRAMMAR[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Novablur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caesers Legion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] America F Yeah Lawl, Asian girls are nasty.[/quote]What would I expect from someone whose name is America, F Yeah. Maybe you should be open towards people of another culture.[/quote]Says the one judging a book by its cover.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a casual banana All those Segway's on that field is worth more than anything and everything that I have ever owned. This is a sport for MEN![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EchoGamer Segway jousting. That is all.[/quote]The sport of kings[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] damanwidaplans You say ATM machine because saying "AT Machine" could mean Anti-Tank Machine, etc.[/quote]Just say ATM then, and leave it at that. Besides, how the hell can you confuse an automated teller machine with an anti-tank machine? Is there a situation where they are easily confused? Is the military on that tight of a budget?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USS Athena [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jondoe4362 The Flood never dies, it just stays dormant for a few dozen millenia until we someone -blam!-s up and lets us out again.[/quote]"Wake me when you need me."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam Well, I'm even younger and more old school than you OP. I'm 2/28ths and I only like tribal drums. There's nothing quite like the pat pat pat of a stretched animal skin along with the primal screams of a mid-trance nurse maid. Those are the real tunes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaargman 117 Stuck in a room with Jessica Alba. Better drink my own piss.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terrab [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hyperlink Error [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamaroSniper \_/ <---- This is my care cup. It is empty.[/quote]You can't fill the so-called "care cup" so reply is invalid.[/quote]\[u]--[/u]/?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Taco 117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose Being an atheist, I am offended that this thread is in any way associated with my non-faith.[/quote] Being a hypothetical Atheist, I must point out my Atheism in every applicable situation.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MissPrissyXbox[/quote]Dear God save us all.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mkprophet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkScienceLord What if you watched Inception backwards?[/quote]CONTRACEPTION[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wilky95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lemur Monkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wilky95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lemur Monkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wilky95 I don't think I understand.. whatsoever[/quote]*Glares*[/quote]Is this cus I commented on your thread and scowled? :([/quote]Yes :([/quote]I'm sorry bro :([/quote] [Edited on 07.26.2011 4:45 PM PDT]