[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USDA Beefmaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 What if 'What if' situations applied to the real world?[/quote] The entire time/space continuum would collapse, releasing Cthulu[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Planetary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gruntyII7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Planetary 0.o[/quote]what does that mean?[/quote][i]Horribad[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Catnip1388 "Blah blah kitchen blah blah sammich."[/quote] [quote]Subject: There's a dog peeing on my internet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat There is literally a dog urinating on the casing that houses the cables on the exterior of my house. There must either be a bug there that he wanted to kill, or he just really hates ComCast. Maybe he just decided that fire hydrants had gone out of style? Flood, what would you do if a dog peed on [i]your[/i] internet?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FearJ77 That dog is a hipster. Fire hydrants are too mainstream.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeadliestCarpet He's marking his territory. It's [i]his[/i] internet now. -blam!-.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] combat devolved I x F = E I: infinity (unlimited stretch of space) F: forever (unlimited stretch of time) E: everything[/quote]Everything/Forever = Infinity? Wtf is this?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sangheili Dude I purposly the accident![/quote]I intentionally the unintentional![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: im extremely thirsty.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MecuzImblack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fluffy gerbils [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MecuzImblack fap[/quote]wouldnt this make me more thirsty?[/quote]yes but you would have something to drink afterwards[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mscatherwood [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMarnusxX Those squeakers swear, threat to hack, get busted by their mom and sleep in race car beds. [/quote] For your information my bed is a space ship.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Gimp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xD3AD MAN LIVEx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iris [quote]Why does the fact that he's Jewish matter?[/quote] I was just highlighting him out of all my other friends. [/quote] Still doesn't make sense why you singled him out.[/quote] Because it helps us distinguish from his black friend, his asian friend, his -blam!- friend, and his friend with the pug nose.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant Kyuun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Delta Xero X [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow, man. I was just kidding...[/quote]Sorry, that's just the one thing that bothers me about some women...they don't make any sense.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary[/quote]You're a woman? O_o[/quote]It think that entire conversation just flew right over your head.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tanner113 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shin Li *Makes more popcorn, grabs another soda and a few slices of pizza* This thread seems to be holding it's entertainment value.[/quote]lol you're still here?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not Snake [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bucket of Win Kind-of-only-sort-of-related: is it physically possible to flip a coin and have it land on its side and not fall over?[/quote]Today on Mythbusters, Karie and Grant test to see if a flipped coin can land on its side. Meanwhile Jamie's mustache gains sentience and tries to eat Adam.[/quote]Isaac would like it to be known to all that Isaac heard this in the Mythbuster's Narrator's voice.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mayan_Destroyer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man I am a monument to all your sins.[/quote]No your M94 Mushroom Man[/quote]This one would like it stated that Mayan_Destroyer may actually be a monument to all our sins.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread Brothers fighting? Unheard of! SEND HIM TO COUNSELING!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Noble5 AKA Jorge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Onyx81 Ever heard of a family computer that can barley run a video Game?[/quote]Those were the days.....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I m abusin my powah of authoritay to tries to get ur bootay~! Right? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61997333&postRepeater1-p=1#61997796]Link for context[/url] and the full post.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RJ27 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RJ27 Don't listen to them...[/quote][i]I did once... It almost destroyed what little sanity I had left...[/i][/quote]You still have sanity? I find that hard to believe...[/quote]Hence the 'had' :3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Shall I go [i]talk[/i] some sense into her? With my fists?[/quote]you should. you're the OPs dad, why you let the wife do that to him?[/quote]Yeah, you're right! I'm the man! Where's my cricket bat!?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] barackobama2012 i always feel like im at im at home whenever i am with here[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Maybe you should.....[i]get to know her better.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RomanGladiator17 Maybe you should think of fixing the economy instead of incest OP. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonny SnipedYou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SamoanGladiator did you put realistic and respawn in the same sentence [/quote]i believe he did[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Night133 "it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed off."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrShyguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KamikaZeGecko21 Lol your a CoD fanboy and have never played any battlefield game in your life because all of those things about battlefield you just said are completely wrong.[/quote]How can you be so gulabul[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke What's Order67? Is this something made and forced on us by retards, or some more political bull-blam!-? Same thing really, now that I think about it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zanir Hunter S7, and "Operatives of Order 67" Leave the Flood and never come back. *Que dramatic music* The Flood is for everyone, bronies and furries alike (No dimwits). We need to be a big happy family. O WAIT I FORGOT, IT'S THE FLOOD.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G3N3RAL R3VAN I tried, but I can't seem to find myself on here.... I must suck. :( ...... sucking SUCKS![/quote]I looked through your last 5 pages worth of posts to try and find something funny, but I wasn't able to find anything funny D';[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe 82th page? dumb door, hurry up!!! Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Thanks for the heads up, aission mccomplished.[/quote]wour yelcome.[/quote]It's "[i]wou're[/i] yelcome".[/quote]A funny post on the 82nd page is on the Flood's funny posts 82nd page? Irrelevant! IT'S GOING ON THE 82ND PAGE![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Ouchie Stick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote]He was talking about the dog, not the girl[/quote][i] My sister is the dog of the family... [/i][/quote]So she's your b1tch?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt monkey41 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zag22 SNAP KILLS DUMBLEDOR!!![/quote]Man, Crackle and Pop are going to be pissed. [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: You are now the only human on Earth. What do?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simse11 Post a religious thread on Teh Flood without consequence![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf The Russians have a chance at winning, now.[/quote]About time they win something.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sims3k [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Econo Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sims3k i live in australia[/quote]Hug your pet koala bear close and pray for us at the grave of the Steve Irwin my bro.[/quote]ill catch the 8:20am kangaroo express to his gravesite tomoro[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ExquisiteDragon I don't feed the machine, I am the machine. [/quote]No you are a Dragon.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Toad117 Catherine or Katherine?[/quote]Damn you sadistic choices![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fluffy gerbils [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Well, tbh, I've never seen this thread before. Well done, OP. Interesting point.[/quote][i]I aim to please...[/i][/quote]I just wish you'd aim when you piss.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: The series 24[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kT x Fuzion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kingofsmash1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kT x Fuzion Is is the sequal to 23?[/quote]No, it's the prequel to 25.[/quote]26 makes it a trilogy.[/quote]27 makes it a series.[/quote] [Edited on 07.12.2011 6:18 PM PDT]