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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gulltralisk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Odd Chameleon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Naked Ninja Don't feed trolls children, especially if you're actually going to respond to them seriously. PSA for the wise.[/quote]u seriously thing im trolling? wow. this is why i hate this site. anyone who isnt a loser or something and claims higher things INSTANT TROLL any one who claims wacky stories INSTANT TROLL [/quote][i]Yeah! Take the lemons![/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Judge Bread I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VictoryFlowers I wish they made a game about fapping. With online capabilities. Fastest guy wins![/quote]I would be a pro.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BronzeKneecap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY![/quote] So, we meet again, Crimson Chin![/quote] You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass. *Ka-Chin!*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Justawsimlol [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UberLevi Why the -blam!- not?[/quote]Why the -blam!- so?[/quote]-blam!- that's a good point.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r I thought presidential elections were decided by a fistfight, in which case George Bush won because he beat the everliving -blam!- out of Al Gore.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SubtleSpartan To -blam!- or not to -blam!-? That is the question.[/quote]I once said that to a girl. It didn't end well.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darth01 Well, once in Modern Warfare 2, I got in a game, and was doing extremely well. I was carrying my team, and the score was something like 5500-2000, my team winning. Then the host connection went to crap and dropped me (and as I found out later, about half the people in the game). I was kind of annoyed, but went back into matchmaking. It dropped me in the same game, [i]but on the other team[/i]. I then lost the game, even though I was still doing really well (the final score was something like 7500-7200,again, mostly because I was carrying my team). So I lost a game because I did really well.[/quote]I swear to god that this should be a metaphor for capitalism or communism somehow, but I can't quite make the connection.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UberLevi Mother Nature told me I was her one and only, then she slept with another man. [i]That -blam!- is on my list.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marvelous Bauble People like Recon hurt my brain[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OoCarpetoO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil Alternate Link is meatspin. I have iPad and am not afraid of links.[/quote] Everybody back the -blam!- up this guy has an iPad[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou We just need to engineer some natural trees.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I like brilliant fridges. Their brilliance always fades when I close them, though. It's dumbfounding, really.[/quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] totallymassive [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] totallymassive [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey 1. Let them fail 2. Make new country 3. ??? 4. Profit This is how the world works.[/quote]Why cant they just cut out stupid things like an army and stuff? and have higher taxes[/quote] ...You want higher taxes...to get them out of a recession? Good God, man! The lies of socialism have gotten to you! [/quote]well fine, but then make people pay their taxes. I heard that a huge portion of the population of Greece has been invading taxes for a long time. [/quote]Gentleflood, the time has come. TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryle Cytarai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryle Cytarai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke The Creepers from Minecraft are evolved from Mushrooms, like the ones you find in caves. The Mushrooms absorb Sulphur and Potassium Nitrate from the ground, then they uproot themselves, go to the surface, and get the charcoal necessary for themselves to make gunpowder. The Creepers you find are randomly looking around are looking for more materials for their spores so that they can grow up just as strong. The Creepers can release the spores at any time, and when they find Steve?, they explode, releasing more spores that turn into new Mushrooms which grow into new Creepers. The reason that they explode at all is because they know that you are going to try and kill them and get their gunpowder, and their spores never get released. [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeBrilliance]/Fridge Brilliance[/url][/quote]...? *Ryle 'Cytarai will now detonate in 10... 9...*[/quote]DON'T! YOU'LL RELEASE MORE SPORES![/quote]*Self destruct sequence discontinued* Man, did I eat an AI again? I really need to stop doing that. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T3hLemming [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMeerkatKingx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 Context? "Fiscally" could have made perfect sense.[/quote]I quote, "I'm retardedddd.. Mentally and fiscally"[/quote]Maybe they have money problems.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio The Famas is real, employed by the French. But it never sees combat, since the French give up so easily.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T3hLemming [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fudgesickel Or get Sprint bro[/quote] Sprint is terrible, get Armor Lock.[/quote] I see what you did there...[/quote]Not with my Hologram you don't.[/quote]Oh please, you'll never see me coming with my Active Camo.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] troll education lol, I hated tomorrow. Wednesday too.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T3hLemming [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMeerkatKingx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 Context? "Fiscally" could have made perfect sense.[/quote]I quote, "I'm retardedddd.. Mentally and fiscally"[/quote]Maybe they have money problems.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HyperWiz I'm more concerned about a couple who named 6 of their boys all "Mikes." "Mike, come over here," and all 6 Mikes turn their heads. Stupid isn't it?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrMod [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Creeper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I could name a few, but they're mostly of people who use alts to avoid bans, and that's just a dick move.[/quote]Yeah I hate people who do that. *whistles suspiciously* [/quote]I hate that too. *does not whistle*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nesral301 *checks OP's pockets for money*[/quote]That's not my wallet that you're feeling ;D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] N7Renegade [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caesar_Augustus Nothing of value was lost. [/quote]Youre right. A fellow flodian isnt of any value. Unless its me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] awesomesauce46 I didn't kill him, I swear! He thought that grenade was a potato![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Of course it was invented in the USA. Look at what its used for: Pr0n and Commerce. In that order. If Switzerland invented it, it would be used for education and knowledge. I mean, were not doing rocket science here.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLAH491 Inb4OpIsLivingUnderARock[/quote]Too late.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pizzaguy199 I was wondering, do the British Celebrate the 4th of July?[/quote]Yeah. The entire world does, actually. And, contrary to popular belief, it's an intergalactic holiday. I heard that even the newly-found Alpha Centauri planets celebrate it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Batchnator95 I'm a necrophiliac.[/quote]Considering the fact that you've played Halo, I'm not surprised.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UrbanBuffalo A genuine LOL troll from a dating website. [url=http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=19567&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website]Enjoy.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deus_Ex_Machina I think everyone's downloading it, it's going very slowly for me. Or maybe it's the fact that I have an AT&T connection.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] steadman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KooIKidKarl2k8 Oh look... [i]THIS[/i] thread again...[/quote]Oh look... [i]THIS[/i] comment again...[/quote]Owned.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] agjm [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 Look at the people in the comment section! I want to smack every single one of those people upside the head.[/quote]You, my friend, are a very good and educated person. Congratulations.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tommyempoleon +1 for Russia. What's infinity+1? [/quote]To Infinity and Beyond, you dolt.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlueBears50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke There's like 3 STGs on the Marketplace. Trouble Witches, for one.[/quote]Played the trial for Trouble Witches. Lost a few brain cells, sadly. Too... much... Japanese Micheal Bay![/quote] [Edited on 06.27.2011 6:06 PM PDT]

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