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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shot Spartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thrasher Fan [url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/18/san-francisco-circumcision-ban_n_863945.html]Link[/url] [quote]A proposal to ban the circumcision of male children in San Francisco has been cleared to appear on the November ballot, setting the stage for the nation's first public vote on what has long been considered a private family matter. Elections officials confirmed Wednesday the initiative had qualified for the ballot with more than 7,700 valid signatures from city residents. If the measure passes, circumcision would be prohibited among males under the age of 18. The practice would become a misdemeanor offense punishable by a fine of up to $1,000 or up to one year in jail. There would be no religious exemptions.[/quote]Personally, I think the law infringes on peoples rights. Your thoughts Flood? Sorry if this is cOLD.[/quote]I think they cut off more than they can chew.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mingo245 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElfShotTheGame [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mingo245 LOL. I detect some ripping and tearing in your future. [/quote] Beowulf?[/quote]Beowut? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke With an invincible alarm clock in my left hand to stop all evil, and unbreakable printer to strike my foes should they get close, and my bow that fires ne'er-missing backboard of the bed, I shall not falter! I will stand and fight! It matters not that 3 Ninja Koalas replace each Ninja Koala that I slay by bashing them in the head, I shall NEVER! FALL! TO! MY! FOE! OT: I'm -blam!-ed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey im glad i had mine done. It doesn't look like a sandworm in a ratty sock.[/quote][/quote]I don't see the point, because it's only you gonna be looking at it. [i]Badum[/i] *tsh!*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Semi-colon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decepi . , : ; " ? ^They are your friends.[/quote]No one uses me. [i]Ever.[/i][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GunnitSolder This topic is over powered[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WeededDragon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMAN07 744,573 [i][b]An even number.[/b][/i][/quote]Wut?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Dippinbud [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Euro Communist Flood, am I cruel?[/quote]You misspelled retarded.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guscon Pestilence retired 1n 1936, following the discovery of penicillin.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magic Muffin x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ownerlord1997 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 OMFG GET TO THE BUNKER!!! *dives into bunker*[/quote]*Dives into bunker*[/quote]*Grabs wife, grabs kids.....Dives into bunker*[/quote]*Straps bomb on chest* SWAN DIVE *swan dives into bunker*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magic Muffin x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ownerlord1997 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad *Grabs wife, grabs kids.....Dives into bunker* *Straps bomb on chest* SWAN DIVE *swan dives into bunker*[/quote]*Kicks you out of bunker*[/quote]How are we doing this? Not once have we even touched the door. Do we have Noclip?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XRevelationX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tairy Hesticals [b][i]Do you hate people who have words as names like precious or treasure?[/i][/b][/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tairy Hesticals[/quote]Hard to believe anything you say when you're named after the family jewels.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vgnut117 That is so Takei. Perhaps this will make -blam!- people disappear.... Lord knows if those children heard that it's possible for two men to love each other they would all go out and become drug addicted -blam!--blam!-s. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thel Vaddam As a nice person, I feel obligated to give you advice. [url=http://www.google.com]Thar ya go![/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WestsydeMomentum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Regent Spade I hope you are trolling, and not just retarded. Or are you just trying to make the FLood out to be filled with fools? No, good sir, it is you who is the fool tonight. We are intelligent people, without an intelligent cause. Most of us are, anyways.[/quote]go take your expertise ass somewhere else -blam!-[/quote]So obviously this breed of troll only responds to lengthy responses. Everyone! Write short one-word responses![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnragedElite67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nostalgiagamer you're retarded. i got arrested by teh swat team at school next to all my girlfriends. i acted chill and they were so worried. i told them everything's gonna be fine. then i got out 3 weeks later. and they facebooked me asking how i was. i said, baby i got a month more house arrest.[/quote]Now students if you look to the left you will see a troll. Now the troll in its natural habitat is extremely sad, they are loners, have no friends, socially awkward, and spend almost all their time making up imaginary lives to impress people on the internet. Now the funny thing students is that with all the effort they put into trying to show how awesome they are is just wasted. Luckily for us normal people we see instantly through their lies and laugh at their pathetic lives. [/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WestsydeMomentum im 13, and im too -blam!-ly active is this bad?[/quote][quote][b]Posted by: [/b] EnragedElite67 How long has your ass been hurting for?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ken158 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 What an engaging original post![/quote]What an engaging original response![/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Warlord AIpha Why didn't the world end tomorrow?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE What is the atomic number of Pez candy?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AmazingMilto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stage_IV Non-denominational Christian checking in. [/quote]Hmmm. TO GOOGLE![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theslatcher Everybody under 15 is 12...[/quote]Enjoying your promotion from 2nd Lieutenant, Captain Obvious?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valibby [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Steeel Woool I will not sleep tonight. My face is melting.[/quote]Should probably see someone about that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation You'd need to be half white, half black, half asian, half native american, half indian, half irish, half spanish, half british, half... You know what, you probably get the point.[/quote]You should probably leave your Theoretical Calculus and go back to Basic Fractions.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK The sane part of society (i.e not you) understands that an eye for an eye has as many cracks in it as a ceramics factory after an earthquake.[/quote] [Edited on 05.22.2011 10:10 PM PDT]

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