[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobald [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand It always does, but you can bypass it... Derp[/quote] How?[/quote]You use me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axelord FTW What a... great review! You got nouns, adjectives and even a few verbs in there. You should write for [i][b]The Escapist[/i][/b].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Time Traveler I won't dignify this thread with a response. ...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 I never really thought the CoD games had a story. You're just teleported places in order to kill people.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snip3r dud33 CoD: Black Ops. wait..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jondoe4362 brool story co.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leafie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snip3r dud33 I played with a person who sounded EXACTLY like taylor swift on xbox before, MORE THEN likly, not the real one :P Their gt was Tayl0r Swift and then i told them Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time. ... OF ALL TIME![/quote] ...you okay man?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread "jokes" [quote]OP: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CounterCoyote put here the best jokes u know[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nomis Snow knock knock[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 This thread. HAY-OH![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X13 A congratulations from Brool Story Co.[/quote] [quote]Posted by: Shishka [quote]Posted by: Loaja343 I've been sitting here for two hours straight awaiting what Bungie claimed woulkd finally be a decent Weekly Update and it hasn't appeared yet. It's sure taking ages this week. What's the hold up, bungie? [/quote] Congratulations! You've been nominated for Shadenfreude. What is Schadenfreude, you ask? It's a game I made up just now. How do you play? Well, nominations are taken from people that make extremely annoying posts (such as "How do you get Recon," or "Where is the Weekly Update?"). Then I choose a participant. That participant must complete the task I give them. Should they fail, they get martyred, while I lawl and lawl. Hence the name: Shadenfreude. You're the first participant, so we'll make this simple: Pick a number between one and seven. You've got until 6pm PDT, or I blacklist you. Good luck![/quote] [quote]Posted by: Shishka I've got this image in my head. In a healthy, happy neighborhood full of beautiful, perfectly kept houses, a young white boy in a tank top and kicks, his hat tipped to an obscure angle such as to prevent the visor from serving its purpose sitting in the plush surroundings of his father's entertainment room, Halo 3: ODST on the 48 inch plasma screen in front of him. Suddenly, he rises, his pants would fall to his ankles were it not for the leather belt holding them to his thighs: "YEAH BOI. BUNGIE AINT GOT NOTHING ON DIS. BUNGIE AINT GOT NOTIN." You see, he's just beaten ODST on normal difficulty. And now, the hood must know. He flashes a sign at his mother's cat, who yawns in reply, and shuffles as quickly as he can to his computer to type a very important message to his friends: "yo yo hey so BUNGL cant touch me kno wut im sayin? i just handed osdst it ASS yo. yo BUNGL -blam!-z where's my br yo? y u gotta suk at ur own gam so bad dat u take out all the good weaponz and leave proz like me wantin a manz game with skill and good weapons like the br which is the only wepon dat recquirez PRO SKILLz. gime my -blam!- br u BUNGL noobz. BEE ARR." Naturally, when I see his post, I assume he's attempting to speak in tongues, and ban him for religious discussion. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J D3wgMiIIenium [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 Have you even played Fallout 3? ._.[/quote] I'm guessing by your name you wouldn't know much either.[/quote] Totally clever and completely original.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IYIysterious [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sillycheesy man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am an alien [/quote] Rha's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack..... DO NOT CLICK. LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PAGE.[/quote]Calm down, its just an average, ordinary, safe pag... OH GOOODDDDD, MY EYES!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr AwesomePizza [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Personality and features, mainly.[/quote][/quote]Mainly? That [i]mainly[/i] sums up a person.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ApolloCree [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BigBadBull94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ApolloCree Your answer is yes. [/quote]Yes?[/quote]Yes I predict the future. [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel I take my sugar and cream with a little coffee. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementWrath [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementWrath [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stoneenergy Crapping myself on the beach, in public. [/quote]That really does suck...but it's still hilarious, how did that happen?[/quote]I think he just defecated in front of others. LOL it doesnt get better than that.[/quote]Funny thing that...Stoneenergy is a girl.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak i don't like kmart, he banned me from b.net just because i linked a "leak" that wasn't my own[/quote]Actually I banned you for a different reason, but whatever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Noobkilla73 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sil3nce0 No, I don't, but I know this guy a grade above me who has turrets.[/quote]Must be a warzone in that class.[/quote]Hopefully it's a nerf turret and not a real one, otherwise I predict many casualties.[/quote]Oh believe me I have some pretty painful Nerf guns in my room. The original rocket launcher, the vulcan, the alpha trooper.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Audon Tomn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chode Why should we car?[/quote] It's faster than walking.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP DAD?[/quote]Son.[/quote]Since when did you come here?[/quote]Last year.[/quote]:o But you've been dead for 2...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prudis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stfu stupid head and im a highschool jock [/quote]It shows...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person. ***-***-****: Yoo Me: Hello Me: By the way, who is this? ***-***-****: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry. Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient. Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you? Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar? Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?! Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword? Taylor: I do not... Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage? Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye. Me: ...But the prophecy!!! Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior. Taylor: Yep.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rules. Three were given to the Superusers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Ninja, great enforcers and statesmen of the forum halls. And nine, nine rules were gifted to the race of Members, who above all else desire power. For within these rules was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another rule was made. Deep in the land of Bellevue, in the Fires of The Server Closet, the Dark Lord Webmaster forged in secret a master rule to control all others, and into this rule he poured his drunkenness, his sarcasm and his will to dominate all discussion. One rule to rule them all. And it was called "Play Nice". One by one, the free lands of forum fell to the power of the Rule, but there were some who resisted. [/quote] [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:34 PM PST]