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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joijfojdsf Then, you need to get a life, honeslty, it's just sad.[/quote] That just means he created the account 4 years before you did, and chances are, you're more of a nerd than him. I mean seriously, calling people "no lifes" on a video game forum? Son, don't you have better things to do since you're apparently the coolest guy ever.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] In response to a thread about someone having a spider in their kitchen: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theshadowstriker Introduce him to Mr. Foot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NectorDetector [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prawno [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne SHUT UP EVERYONE. I'm asking which one you prefer. Idiots -blam!- everywhere.[/quote]Go be fat somewhere else. [/quote]Because trying to diffuse an explosive situation TOTALLY means I'm fat. Because you know exactly who I am, exactly what I look like, and exactly what you're talking about. Your ability to know all that from one post is amazing, and I think you should be the next president of the USA. You certainly got the brains for it.[/quote]Obviously fat.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Gun Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Y DOSE I DYZ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grenades hurt [b][u]Questions[/b][/i][/u] [/quote]Way to lose at life.[/quote]Oh the irony...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jondoe4362 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Random 1177 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] maydayDRUM [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Random 1177 Misleading title[/quote]I feel like the man I'm quoting has the same intelligence level as a starving anteater with down syndrome.[/quote]I AM a starving ant-eater with down syndrome, ass.[/quote]Yeah don't be so intolerant of anteaters with downs syndrom he cant help the way he is[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHARL13 7 Yes according to the bible men are superior to women in every way except sammich making.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nerd Boi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mast0r Ch33f [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nerd Boi Well Ezio can just push Altair in the water and win, so you'd have to go with him.[/quote] KID, I SAID READ THE GOD DAMN OP. [/quote]You only said equipment :P[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mast0r Ch33f [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog i think altqair was ab beterr assassin but ezios and batter technilogym so would have beneten altair.[/quote]What the -blam!-?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Pr0diG II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The SIender Man [/quote].....[/quote] A challenger appears![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReverendBenDover [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReverendBenDover [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math Math nerds > other nerds. [/quote]Not nerds > Math nerds > other nerds.[/quote]Not nerds can't do math as well as math nerds. Your argument is invalid. [/quote]Not nerds get laid. Your argument is also invalid. :3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] count peter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] count peter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk No, I'm pretty much immune to mental pain.[/quote]You dont need to suffer mental pain to consider suicide. I for instance was bored and was seeking amusement.[/quote]You considered suicide to relieve your boredom?[/quote]I went though an interesting phase... I actually started to do it but then I got bored of it so I went for a walk lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yax I would have said: "ARR! Be there any girly gamers out thar?!" I'm part-pirate.[/quote]Peculiar. I'm part retard, so I would have posted "Is they're any girl's gamer in their!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] anton1792 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sui [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Steve Nash Reznov is possibly my favorite character from any video game.[/quote] This. I burst into [u]treats[/u] when I found out he died...[/quote] Being a Piñata must suck eh?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mikey Starr 340 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeathBySniper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ki113r He said: "[b]My moms dad[/b] you peice of -blam!-, I'm going to find where you live and kill you."[/quote]Beware. His mom's dad.[/quote]His mom's a dad? May god help you OP.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kal0r57 if you had an apple with a staw n you poked the apple though with it and a pebble hadnt dropped thru it'd stop straw inside the apple because gravity cant apple?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A jacal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeathBySniper If you didn't want that, then you shouldn't have posted something as inflammatory as "I used to go to church, but then I realized it was a load of crap". Smooth countertrolling.[/quote] I said it - but we don't have to talk about it. Its like you saying: "Okay everyone before I show you this video about a cow I like bunnies." Actually, it isn't anything like that. Nevermind. jacal[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Dripik [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Dripik [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aSquirtle117 FACT: Women on average have better aim then men.[/quote] Which [b][u]idoit[/b][/u] told you that?[/quote]I could not resist.[/quote]Making a typo doesn't make you an idiot.[/quote]Never called him one my good man, I just thought it was ironic.... *facepalm*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trancendentfury [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PILULE If we must take this information with large claws pickle rigor[/quote] ....I can't even think of an amusing response to this.[/quote] I lol'd should go on the flood funny sayings. :P[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnclogTheToilet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov No. I should of won.[/quote]Don't worry Viktor. You shall have your revenge.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am Dave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TES Christian Man you sound so bad ass and hard! No seriously, this made me lol! Mmm, I had this lady yell at me for picking up a watermellon. Wtf.[/quote]Was she a Redguard?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alex Mason [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov[/quote] Reznov! I've been looking everywhere for you![/quote] Omfg, I lol'd[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DoubleMatt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alex Mason Can I wish for the game to be cancelled?[/quote]... why can't you be stuck in that torture chair[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snaky jones Well of course he's better than Bieber,Bieber is the dirt under the dirt under the dirt under my shoe.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] easyas123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sam The Fisher Call of duty fan much? For the record, the Spetsnaz aren't special. They're the Russian equivalent of the SEALs, SAS, SFOD-D, etc... Tier 1 SOG.[/quote]Aren't you supposed to be spending quality time with your daughter who you thought was dead?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Posted on 17th of December. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tucker 051 No, I'm on summer break.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iSparki Returns I have been informed by a friend of mine who said he wanted to be kept [b] anonymous [/b][/quote]My bs detector is off the scale[/quote]Likewise. [/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] munk07 I was suspended from matchmaking because they said I left too many games, though I never leave games. I am not a RAGE QUITER! I also was put on the blacklist again, though I was using the Flood Forums.. I hate bungie for Banning people who boost. First of all. The boosting does not effect gameplay. I hate bungie for not making the armor effect gameplay. I hate bungie for being bungie and being -blam!-. I hate how they listen to kids who suck at this game, and change the whole !UBER_BLAM! game so the kids can actually get a kill. I hate bungie for giving the recon out to everyone and not making it a cool armor anymore, because everyone has it. [I really like that armor and I hear -blam!- all the time. 'Why do you wear that armor, its -blam!-, everyone has it.'] And that is why I hate bungie.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I know someone who needs a hug![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam "This is.. Oh I've forgotten his name again.. What was it?" *enters rude word for Gary, your rival* "This is ****-face, your best friend. He'll be going on this adventure with you." *giggles*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Blame Notch, wait, I mean Stosh. Snotsch.[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scorch676 And remember everyone, the next time you strike your girlfriend/wife and she threatens to call the cops on you, she's really just turned on ;)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IBlazin PhoenixI What if she's unconscious?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lachteamsea my opinion on halo legends was i quite liked it. there is nothing wrong of having cultural decent in anime thats what makes us. why be dissapointed all japanese anime have japanese cultral stuff in it. on the baby sitter well who care about the japanese building style if you wanted it to be different then ask another company to do it cause it was japanese company and if you guess if it was going to have japanese style buildings. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] English Language WHY U RAEP ME? [/quote][/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Horn tooter[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo You mean the time keeps changing every minute/hour and the date keeps changing every 24 hours? It's called time.[/quote] [Edited on 12.24.2010 12:20 AM PST]

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