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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Apache Centuries ago, in the world of 2003, someone created the site "ChuckNorrisFacts.com". The end.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Atsumi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXSXcaliburXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DewZilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Atsumi Better ingredients.[/quote]Better pizza.[/quote]Papa John's.[/quote]Oh, you guys![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] precurser [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeyry Be a real man like Bear Grylls and only bring a knife, flynt and cup + the clothes on your back. [/quote] ...And a full crew to help out whenever the cameras aren't running?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zippy50194 I'll put up the sign for you geniuses. __________ I____DO___I I___NOT___I I___FEED__I I___THE___I I__TROLLS_I [b]I__________I[/b] _____I _____I _____I[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread: Should food be free? [quote] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Busting Balls Do you think food should be free? I do, or at least really cheap.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Farmer hater.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan1065 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Centurion 7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan1065 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Hollywood portrays things as they see fit. They of course wouldn't show us drinking out of human skulls because that would be bad form.[/quote] Indeed my friends and I often drink our beer out of the skulls of our fallen adversaries it is a sign of dominance in American society. But Hollywood isn't going to show the rest of the world that. I suppose it might come off as being in bad taste.[/quote] They just don't know what they're missing out on.[/quote]Wait, so the rest of the world doesn't drink out of the skulls of their enemies?[/quote] Apparently not.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [u]Busting Balls[/u] Don't bust my balls[/quote] Irony.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrisbulldogs Adobe Premiere CS5 Oh you said free Adobe Premiere CS5[/quote] [quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Over 800 Octopi your heard me[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Agent 22 Actually, I didn't. You typed it out. [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SX P a n d a Anyone considering converting to vegetarianism or veganism look no further, I have the one word that can cause you to make your decision, one word that to a vegetarian is the very meaning of the word regret. What word do I speak of I hear you ask?... ...bacon.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon The only way to stop bullying is to teach kids to stop it themselves. What I mean is this: Kids should know how to break every -blam!- bone in a persons body if that person tries to harm them. Adults aren't always there and even if they are I know from experience that that doesn't stop bullies. The only thing that will stop them if if you smash their head into cement and stomp on their balls. But thats just like, my opinion. [/quote]Whoa dude, that's violent [/quote]So is bullying Also, if you knew that I was able to put your foot behind your head and break your ankle in one swift motion you wouldn't bully me, would you?[/quote]No but I'd spread rumors about you and put LSD in your drinks And also kill you in your sleep. [/quote]Good luck with that[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell! Gamers: No u.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fender 159 Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja Germany called, they want their wall fragments back.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PsychicThriller [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kronk the Fish Do you have a flippin teleporter tthat takes you from post to post or something??![/quote] ....the internet?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Karl the Great [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ladylaxer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Karl the Great I'm 12 and what is this?[/quote]its about your mom[/quote] I hear she is a classy lady.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies boooooo *throws ham*[/quote] *throws toast*[/quote] AAAARGH MY EYE[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NintenToad64 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mex1mo A wall. sweet.[/quote]You hit something with THAT and I [i]guarantee[/i] it's going down.[/quote]Nay. 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All this and junk on youtube's: Wrestling's Biggest Secrets.[/quote]They do a good job of making it look fake then ; /[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a huge werewolf[/quote]One of my great friends has perished this day. Let us all remember The English Language as what he was: a simple yet complicated being who never complained although he was always misused and tortured.[/quote]*bows head*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Germonica ^ > < ^ That's what I think.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3 Invader I live in Florida too.....I must go around warning people who won't listen, then hide as everyon dies-and me and a few other paranoid survivors try to escape the alien evil technology![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr_Bungle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 Now I don't believe this but it seems [largely] possible for things like this to happen. [url=https://sites.google.com/site/vwmadone1/ufo]Fix'd[/url] [/quote] way to fail at life[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xPROSPARTANMIKE What would Halo be like as an RPS? Would it be stupid? Or would it be "Descent"?[/quote]A) What the hell is an RPS? B) How could it possibly be "Descent"?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Anything that involves working with idiots, near idiots, for idiots, or in the same field as idiots.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trislin1323 What site?[/quote] This site. The one we're on.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NorbergK6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NorbergK6 I think I might be onto something here. Men with mustaches might hold a higher intelligence level than those without. Think about it.[/quote]I've found it's the exact opposite. Especially at work.[/quote] [url=http://www.j-net.com.au/monash/albert-einstein-09.jpg]Whatch you talkin' bout?[/url][/quote][url=http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/get-a-brain-morans-go-usa.jpg]I only said it because I know I'm right.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the squee masta [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Comrade Napoleon and the [u]aurora[/u] of "his seed" fills the computer area.[/quote]hell yeah I wish my spunk glowed like the northern lights[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] In a thread with a youtube video with Justin Beiber in it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mysp4ce Guy Why couldn't you have just spared us the horror and make the link go to a shock site instead.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer I'm not sure, but I'm apparently sexy as hell. I dislike attention. Don't quote this. In fact, forget you read it at all.[/quote] [B][U]Dotes:[/b][/u] He was asked to type his name with his palm. 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