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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread: Wierd Dreams [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PHILOSOPHY i only have wet dreams.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PHILOSOPHY i only have wet dreams.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] diadex [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scatcycle01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money .....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ghostnubelost15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corporate FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrisbulldogs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money Wierd dreams[/quote] what?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money *sigh*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Millis [quote] What are some weird dreams you have had? [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corporate FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money *sigh*[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CabKiller I dreamed that I had to point out to a co-worker that her baby clearly had a lobotomy performed recently.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money .....[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] albinoalpacka [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] precurser [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [/quote] If you cant beat em...join em.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snyder Pyder [b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Millis Okay, okay, this is gettin ridiculous now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scatcycle01 [quote]Mosh pit money [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IBamBi o [quote]Wierd [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Otterlover77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [/quote]If you cant beat em...join em.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] albinoalpacka [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] precurser [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [/quote]Cookies?[/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vadam930 I had a weird dream that an OP quoted the 1st reply to this thread and then everyone quoted the OP.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNNNN[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PHILOSOPHY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 GOING ONNNNN[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scatcycle01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNNNN[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh pit Money[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh pit Money[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh pit Money[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh pit Money[/quote][/quote] [quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu I open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. And then everyone turned into a bear.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00bt4stic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Identity Lost Better would it be to never exist at all than have to suffer the pains of eternal suffering.[/quote]Oh, I get it. Just go have some ice cream and watch a romantic comedy, you'll feel better in the morning.[/quote] [quote][/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=49201302&postRepeater1-p=1][b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread: Oh Dear.[/url] OP: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 It would appear I have become slightly on fire, any suggestions?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Kill it with.... WATER! cwutididthar[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Kill it with.... WATER! cwutididthar[/quote]I found a water bottle with GASOLENE written on it, I think this should put it out......[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 AAAAAAGHH!! it burns!!!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cockburnicus Stop, drop and roll. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cockburnicus Stop, drop and roll. [/quote]ok, i'll just roll over this convinent bed of nails[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 AAAAAAAAAGHH!!! THE PAIN!!!! OH GOD THE PAIN!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne May misfortune follow you to your grave. Which is full of water, ironically. *Keeps digging*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne May misfortune follow you to your grave. Which is full of water, ironically. *Keeps digging*[/quote]*wakes up in grave* I'm not dead let me out!!!! AAAAGHH!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 umm umm umm umm umm did down deeper so your on fire then you've got some water to put it out with[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 umm umm umm umm umm did down deeper so your on fire then you've got some water to put it out with[/quote]I still need to get out the grave though![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 umm dig up dig up[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 umm dig up dig up[/quote]*starts digging*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 are you there yet[/quote]*hand bursts out of grave like in zombie films* nearly there[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *climbs out of ground and realises that the zombie apocolypse has happened while he was under*[/quote]well time to get to work *loads shotgun*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *Realises as he loads shot gun that is only the gag bullets*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *Realises as he loads shot gun that is only the gag bullets*[/quote]*climbs back into hole*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *falls back into watery grave*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Defect450 *looks around* wtf u talking about *plays moar reach*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Defect450 *looks around* wtf u talking about *plays moar reach*[/quote]*zombie sneaks up behind and bites his head off*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Ahhhh, the late night Flood. While the mods are away, the Flood will play. >:D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Ahhhh, the late night Flood. While the mods are away, the Flood will play. >:D[/quote]I live in scotland, so its actually mid-day where I am [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *oww*[/quote] [quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] phax0r_hax0r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THC Tango if youve been on youtube lately, [b]many videos have been hacked, including RWJ, Shane Dawson, and Many VEVO videos,[/b] who the -blam!- did this?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x______Sign Here [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jtforums [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x______Sign Here You should have made your title more clear because some people might confuse it for the popular game made by Bungie called "Halo Reach"[/quote] You must lack a cerebrum and have an over-sized cerebellum.[/quote] How can I lack a Cerebrum and have an over-sized one at the same time you idiot?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [b] ALL UR FLOOD R BELONG TO US [/b][/quote] Maybe the door should hit you on the way out.[/quote] I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how insepid your comment was.[/quote] Then maybe you should get a goddamn hearing aide, or better yet just learn to read smartass.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Papa Smurf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Master_Chief_112 Call of Duty: Blue Ops, because Black Ops sounds racially insensitive so it must be made blue.[/quote] I'll see you in court.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ConformistFTW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Procons Now bungie is losing 1/8 their fan base[/quote]lolno[/quote]It's true. Procon's mass totals to about 1/8 of the total mass of Bungie's fan base.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flame Killa 2PC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fierce Communist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolmike699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fierce Communist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Closest land-based relative to the lobster is the cockroach. I don't hesitate to swat or step on those. Why would I worry about the last moments of my dinner when that dinner has a rudimentary central nervous system? Oh, and you know what a lobster's favorite food is? Other lobsters. And they don't quickly kill their food, they eat it alive.[/quote] How about you piss off mate.[/quote] If you come on the Internet, don't expect everyone's response to you claim of "inhumane" to be all friendly. This isn't a land of unicorns and rainbows, it's the Internet. [/quote] You act as if the internet is a second form of society. Get over your internet compulsion. I was simply disagreeing with someone. You obviously can't make a basic inference.[/quote] Seemed like he handed out some facts and you couldn't refute anything so you decided to just call him names.[/quote] [Edited on 10.03.2010 9:50 AM PDT]

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