[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamer Stix "We have accessed the Human intelligence archives, [i]Google[/i]." "What a ridiculous name." "They also have a subsection called [i]Yahoo[/i]."[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread, "Tosh.0" [quote]OP: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Munchie iZ Pr0 Anyone else watch the greatest show ever to grace the television?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stanoy You misspelled Lost.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stanoy You misspelled Lost.[/quote] If so, then he also misspelled worst, and plague[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke Tosh.0< web soup[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rillow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke Tosh.0< web soup< the internet[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rillow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke Tosh.0 > web soup< the internet> the virtual world of tecnology. > bacon < kielbasa[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SkeletonPack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sara MODERN WARFARE 2 TAKES NO SKILL PEOPLE ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S SO EASY TO KILL PEOPLE!! ALL WHAT YOU DO IS CAMP IT'S REALLY JUST FOR NOOBS!!!!!!![/quote] How in the hell did you manage to get that username?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloW121arrior that's crazy.. READING NEWS POSTS FROM THE FUTURE!! lol time zone's made my day today[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] woooooooo13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thunderbolt101 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wizzy Piggy Its called an [b][i][u]opinion[/u][/i][/b][/quote] If it isn't my opinion than it is wrong.[/quote] This is the statement most of the internet is based on... [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SkeletonPack Because pissing off every Muslim in the world is going to defeat a small group of insurgent Muslims in the Middle East...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Judge Bread I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Am Lonely im a chubby chaser.[/quote] 12 Pints of beer and I'll chase anything.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rampant Tragedy Anyone who says "Anyone who says that beauty is subjective is an idiot" is an idiot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RadioactvCheese ^ See, an intelligent people ARE on the Flood.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Helveck [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey I thought this was some conglomeration of Dr. Seuss and Einsteinian physics.[/quote]Time Hortons[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes:[/u][/b] Recreation of Thread: What is one of the funniest scenes from that 70s show? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ninebreaker999 I liked the part where the show went off the air.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the seed i also liked that part[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mike_Bson [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XTheRedScholarX Ok I have an over controling mother who Denys when she's wrong. I go to Internet school(alot worse than it sounds) so I don't meet anybody. My mom is a control freak an Drunk and addicted to cigarets father who stole money from me to by cigarets. And I have no friendS .two windy sisters who I have to take care of because mom doesn't want to. Do you think my life is bad?[/quote]. . . and on top of that, you were born missing the part of your brain responsible for grammar. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron -I'm slightly psychotic. -My mother is a temperamental ass. -My father is always out of town. -I am an atheist going to a Catholic school. -I lack the drive to make friends. -I am forced to go to all my school's football games. -I am surrounded my idiots. -Depression and I are very close friends. I have a great life, yet none of those were lies. Let me explain in a less misleading manner, now. -My psyche is the way I have constructed it and the way I prefer it to be. -My mother is temperamental and often freaks out, but she's loving and cares for me. -My father is out of town because his job, which is high paying, demands it. -I go to a Catholic school because I am getting a great education. -People approach me, I don't approach them. They make friends with me. -I am in the Pep Band, so I have to go to football games. -I [i]am[/i] surrounded by idiots, but I'm not going to complain. -I used to be depressed for no rational reason. I can look at my life through either of those perspectives. Both are accurate, but I live my life according to the way which I see it. Be happy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FearlessMagnum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vexomnia VT1 I get up around the same time, but feeling like P-diddy.[/quote] before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of juice cause when I leave for mein reich im gonna kill some jews[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SavageMETISguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SmD x MaYHeM x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stripsearch No I'm not a redneck.[/quote] I slightly resent that. I enjoy hunting and shooting, and I live in the South. [/quote] dont worry bout him, he just steriotypes people and assume all hunting and shooting is what rednecks do. personally hunting is part of my culture just a ignorant ass,ignore it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elite Mouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stripsearch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elite Mouse I consider myself relatively good. Can usually get three fired simultaneously with a pump-action shotgun, as in, 1 pump per clay pigeon. I've also pulled off hitting a clay pigeon with a single-six revolver, that is fun as hell, and luckily the pigeons don't break when they hit the ground.[/quote] I read this in my head with a real broad Texas accent.[/quote] Wrong side of North America man! Read that -blam!- with a parka and some whale blubber in hand.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlindLuck [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jjboy84 Some one who always ended his post with yorkie kind like how TGP always ends his post with TGP.[/quote] Ah, ok. Is it kinda like a flood exclusive meme?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] narphenal You have to post a picture, so we know whether to fap, or man the harpoons. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] relliK42 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 10,000,000,000 what? Chick peas? Pebbles? Tacos?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Chick peas? Pebbles? Tacos?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Tacos[/quote] Mother of God, that would be [i]a lot[/i] of tacos.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Gun Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lethal Spaniard It's so cOLD in here there is mOLD and gOLD painted walls that make me scOLD.[/quote] you're quite the bOLD one[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XITHAKILLAHIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cyberdemon lll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spiderman2343 Reported for being retarded.[/quote] Reported for retard discrimination [/quote]Reported for reporting.[/quote]Report's for being a reporter that reported a reporter for reporting[/quote]Reported for this being pointless.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jrv2005 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tater Salad jr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reed6969 U got alot to learn about chciks. They talk alot so i say do it with class, Ugly girls will talk to hot girls[/quote]You got a lot to learn about english and grammer my apprentice.[/quote]You have much to learn about the English language and grammar, my stupid apprentice. [/quote]You have much to learn about English language and grammar, my hypocritical apprentice. [/quote]You guys got alot to learn about hate my dumbass aprentices.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/u][/b] In a thread about the weirdest thing you have eaten. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valmar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meekalee ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[/quote]You... Ate yourself...?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elmicker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben Problem is that if you try and actually educate kids about sex (as opposed to abstinence-only programs), you have certain groups throwing hissy fits. Big hissy fits.[/quote]It's not the size of the hissy fit that matters.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leader AleX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg pro kitler Your retarded [/quote]Oh the irony...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] awsomedude302145 [/quote]That's where I started ignoring you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AwesomePie I am a professional retard finder, and my retard counter is ticking furiously next to the OP.[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes:[/u][b] From thread: So I was clocked in the side of the head by a belt. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 Must have been a hell of a belt.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money TROLL IDENTIFIED WOOOOOP WOOOOOOP WOOOOP WOOOOP[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] diadex that makes literally hardly any sense[/quote] That sentence makes me a sad panda.[/quote] [Edited on 09.19.2010 9:13 PM PDT]