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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b][u]Recreation of thread: "What happens to my post?":[/b][/u] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt Hello everyone, I have a script that puts extra posting tools onto bungie for me, as you can see [url=http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq297/wyattwyatt2008/Picture1-11.png]here[/url], But it takes a couple of seconds to load, by which time I have already started typing, when it does load, whatever I had alread typed disappears. I wanted to know what happens to it?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Its taken out back and shot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darcsyde It's whisked away into a different dimension, where everyone wears party hats and tea time is all the time.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OriginalDskull The dog ate your post.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RestlessTomcatX this won't be a problem, unless if you're tourettes guy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 It died of loneliness. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo It probably was taken hostage by Tucker.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: In response to a thread about Mercenaries 2[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TcreavisAwesome Quick fix: 1.Throw out the game 2.Punch yourself a few times 3.Get a decent Valve FPS, or at least MW2[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IHaveTURRETS JR Brush your teeth after every meal son![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Robo Possum Jr omg man on my sired=n i was like beeem boom bamm pew pw pew boom aghhh [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude And at one point on these forums, I was killed in a car accident only to return from the dead.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J0SH1219 a snipe is a bird the people that killed the birds with a gun as a sport is known as a sniper[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J0SH1219 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] splatter ghost [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J0SH1219 [b]Both[/b] were hot[/quote] Umm isn't one a guy?[/quote]i like werewolves and sharks[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo The exact 21st century arrived several years ago... Douche canoe.[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: Post 1000 of this thread[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro *Does not get 1000th*[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KenshinPalisade throw holy water on it[/quote] This isn't castlevainia 2[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Charl3s Trippy inb4somebodytellstheOPwhatinb4means[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost 45 Don't feel special; I've gotten a message nearly exactly like that. Holy spam bot, Batman.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AmpIify If this comment is too religious, I'll edit it, Skibur.[/quote]I'd ask you to edit it due to nonsense, but we don't have that rule, [i]yet[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth [url=http://blog.dembro.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/16684-axe-backflip-boots-hatchet-photo-spetsnaz.jpg]back flip hatchet attack!!!FOR THE MOTHERLAND[/url][/quote] [url=http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r92/pothead370/spetsnaz.jpg] When the only way of killing a terrorist is jumping through 3 rings of fire[/url][/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: This is the blatantly hypocritical OP of the thread "I hate spam"[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] seamsy I hate spam and useless posting[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A51Vampir1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Cookies inb4MW2[/quote] mw2[/quote] [quote]Posted by: PQ9 You know your from the USA if your first priority in a terrorist attack is to defend Burger Town[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TES Christian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darcsyde Sammich Maker 3000.[/quote] You still use that piece of junk Darcsyde! I am dissapoint! You need to switch to the newer model! Sammich Maker 7000 comes with the ability to deactivate the voice box![/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: In response to a topic asking how to stop people from camping in Modern Warfare 2[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RKOSNAKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda I hear bears and wildfires scare campers.[/quote] Don't forget about Big Foot and Serial Killers[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 Video games. * thoroughly rereads response, followed by an unhappy sigh*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geegs30 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 English this time?[/quote] He says he hasn't seen a bare chest and he's 15, which according to Mens Health Magazine is the average age a boy sees a pair. [/quote] Oh. This is the stupidest topic I have ever seen in my entire life.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zekkalkan There are many fish in the sea, but we meet girls on dry land/boat.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kiki kachee 303 No. BUT! I like your avatar.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PwnaFide If they did it'd mean I'd see more people typing "SOAD" which was funny because it looked like "SOAP" to me. That's exactly how much I care about that band. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefrenzy17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefrenzy17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadbobby2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefrenzy17 Its true or is it [/quote] Well thats rather unhelpful[/quote] It is true but disney might -blam!- it up[/quote] Disney isn't gonna have any part in it. They just happen to own Marvel Studios. They'll be atonomous. [/quote]If I see "spider mickey",donald duck as wolverine or worse goofy as Iron man or deadpool I am going to shoot myself[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadbobby2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefrenzy17 Its true or is it [/quote] Well thats rather unhelpful[/quote] True. Well, that's the story on the street anyway![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkGunner93 I'm deeply moved by this story, so emotional. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stoneenergy I didn't like it.[/quote] BLASPHEMY![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 A woman who prefers her snugglebunnies solo.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Step 1: Acknowledge she is in fact a member of the opposite gender Step 2: Stalk[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Fizz is a trol.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Fizz is a slut.[/quote]Fix'd [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Fizz is hawt.[/quote]Fix'd [/quote]Double fix'd[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3OneG [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Combo breaker.[/quote]Fix'd [/quote]Double fix'd[/quote]Had to.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda I would give you my gun, but then again you might shoot me with it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Out 4 v3ng3nc32 most epic thing ive done in real life.... that'd be.......make an xbox live account, of course![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo That idea is just crazy enough... to get us all killed!![/quote]This is exactly why 40 people have died but we moved it 1/10000 of an inch! [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf Bungie likely wishes not for the forums to be filled entirely with erotic flame wars of two or more different parties endlessly arguing with eachother about whoever is right or not.[/quote] Wait, what kind of flame wars?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] du hast crysis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] du hast crysis to make it simpilar my mum dosent want me to talk to my gf anymore what do i do[/quote] I repeat: A barrel roll? Or first grade?[/quote] whats a barrle roll?[/quote] Okay. I emphasize the second one more.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] count peter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jimmy Fallon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] count peter I dont get bored.[/quote]omg its count peter [/quote]...Yes?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Borderline5440 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Elite Decoy [url=http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz203/atranauskas/pieinface.gif?t=1265326304]cookies...NAO![/url] [/quote]That actually made me laugh really hard, so [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Chocolate_chip_cookies.jpg]here you go[/url].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Elite Decoy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] F0rWhatItsWorth Lady gaga has something she shouldn't.[/quote]music career? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Obelisk 918198 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decoy Elite What are you going to board up you house with?[/quote] bananas.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkGunner93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] K Funk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MarshaII Mathers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EgO Slayer Who?[/quote]The Who.[/quote] Yes.[/quote] The Band?[/quote] The doctor?[/quote] [quote][b]Recon Number 54[/b] [quote]Posted by: [b]Pezz[/b] No. This is being locked for being a repeat thread and because it has no chance of going through. This place is a dictatorship, don't forget.[/quote] Meanie. PS: call me?[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:29 PM PDT]

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