[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DREADHEAD613 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J1285 put a new dog on his porch a new dog on his porch dog on his porch his porch [b]porch[/b][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DorkLord54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge Itbecomes addictive once you discover how useful magic is.[/quote] I just use regenerative magic. I'm more of a "knight in shining armor" than Gandalf.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAREK25 I'll be online in the next decade *turns off xbox* *Watches new years eve bash* *turns on xbox* K i'm back[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MitchelHenderson Something along the lines of, "You stupid cat, the fireworks aren't out to get you."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiduck I still have 45 minutes. Last year, I said "Damn, 2009 smells ways worse than 2008!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skinny Genes "-blam!- -blam!-" I hit my hand on my bike while working on it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CorvetteHalo3 "Who the hell spilled the champaign on my pants?"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simon1 *Facelaptop* No, so that there would be none that knew he started the war to gain fame, etc., as the general that beat the russians.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DEFJAMTHEO No, he did it to put *Spoiler* in the thread title.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KenshinPalisade i'm reporting your topic for assaulting my eyes with a wall of text (calls 9-1-1)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monvolian Story, cool Bro.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MitchelHenderson China called, they said,"Koowl stowy, bwo!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RoninX136 Being honest got me a divorce, so what does that tell you?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChrisN1357 a guy hit me in the balls because he said I stole his keys even when I picked them up and said, "Sir, you dropped these."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IcyColdStare Well, one time my class had an exam. The teacher saw we were all doing bad so he gets up and says we can cheat. So, all around me, kids are taking out textbooks and stuff like that and cheating, and well, I couldn't bring myself do it. Next thing I know, the principal walks in with, and sees kids cheating all over the class. He looks at the teacher who had a sheepish look on his face, and asked the class (who's sitting there in horror, lol) whether anyone WASN'T cheating. I raised my hand, then he looked at the teacher and asked whether that was true. He said yes, and the principal gave me an A+ on the exam and flunked the other kids.:D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Fan 569 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baklash 1337 This is gonna be like the "Somebody Stole My Flatscreen" Phenomenon back in the fall... And everyone will get banned (like I did)[/quote] Oh ****! Please tell me this is a joke thread and NOT a spam thread![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO12325 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LegitSquared Link is safe, but you're most likely going to be banned for making a parody/duplicate thread that has a virus link. Just say'n.[/quote] That isn't a rule :P[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AmazingMilto He could always get a Dog? Wait, Lonely Guy and a Dog, alone...together... OH GOD LEAVE THE POOR ANIMAL ALONE![/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes (Door notes): This quote was taken on January 1st, 2010.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir This was by far, the best decade of the 21st century[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] starwarsdude8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup It's the only one.[/quote] ..... And that's the joke?[/quote] Ohhhh... I just got it. Go ahead and shoot me now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JETST0RM Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. Game Stop, on the other hand, is like a box of -blam!-. You never know what you're gonna get, but you know it's not gonna be good.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LegitSquared [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU]I actually have a video of me getting my first console.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxEmilyKillzXx I'm a -blam!-.[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IcyColdStare between Gamespot and Gamestop sometimes, lol. Does anyone else?? EDIT: SEE WHAT I MEAN?!!?!?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Glenn Beck Confused enough to accidently type "Gamespot" twice?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IcyColdStare [/quote] Interestingly appropriate name, because my eyes basically glazed over as I tried to make sense of that sentence.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Floodsmell [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X I Eat Rocks X [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo]I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY[/url] RIP Billeh.[/quote] Epic[/quote] I concur[/quote] [quote][b][u]Recreation of thread: I'm sorry Flood I have failed you[/b][/u] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Music Meister I'm....not....dead...yet.....his...name...is.....Faceb-*gun shot*.......[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 DAMN U FAC-!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CptMippleFinger I shall find this Fac- and enslave him to do my bidding.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blast Dragon84 We must destroy this Facebook and all his friends! ... Twitter first.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] V3rin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blast Dragon84 We must destroy this Facebook and all its inhabitants! ... Twitter first.[/quote] Facebook didn't do anything. It was that damn Faceb- shizno![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I 5ee You Faceb-*gun shot*? The monster![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo You know what's incredibly stupid? Fac-[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gzalzi Isn't this meme supposed to be candleja-[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rosenkreuz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cagman40 I'm too young to drink. :)[/quote] Isn't 98% of the Flood?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiabolicSpartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valadar917 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cagman40 I'm too young to drink. :)[/quote] Come on. I'm underage and I drink once in a while.[/quote]Idiot. Your killing brain cells.[/quote] Next time you call someone an idiot, use the correct "you're". Idiot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SEAN101 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kaltyr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Police [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kaltyr "Humanity is ignorant, yet we choose to ignore it." -me[/quote]Nice[/quote]That was super lame.[/quote] Explain.[/quote] Because you posted it in the flood, simple as that :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FunnyWhytBoi Nah. Ignorance is nothing to be proud of. Unless you're ignorant to ignorance.[/quote] [b][u][Dotes (Door Notes): Original post of thread "*facepalm*"][/b][/u]: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BrokenTrucker post you best facepalms here im sure many will be worth a few lolz inb4thisthread[/quote] [quote][b][u]Recreation of thread "Yu-Gi-Oh!":[/b][/u] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GiggityGuy7 So, who thinks that the office is a pretty cool show?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Telec [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RILEY1997 are you 5? yu-gi-oh sucks[/quote]lrn 2 read the post before you reply...[/quote][/quote] [quote][b][u]Recreation of thread: "Is it possible to throw pineapples back in time?"[/b][/u] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP *throws pineapple into 2009*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LegitSquared *turns back into pineapple plant*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GnadeMasta No. It explodes on contact.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Im SteelAssassn If so, I'd expect future whippersnappers woulda bombarded us with endless hordes of fruit already. But they could just be waiting till tomorrow.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHOTTY SNIP3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Personsen I would find some other way to kill myself.[/quote] your not allowed to think outside the box. :)[/quote] [quote][b][u]OP:[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sl33p0r All of my Koi fish just died. T_T[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr PhiI Anyone up for some Sushi?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heil Wehrmacht [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eijsvogel2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heil Wehrmacht The crust falls on the inside of tebh pisa nt i the inssie of teh pizza. I lik my serial heavy. Bicycle shoe actualize radishes greenly!!?![/quote] Itz cuz its a conpiracy of teh pissa mkaers for m0ar shinies. Heavy serial contains dangerous amounts of iron. green raditaon are bad, blue are gud![/quote] The dogz uf teh mine bar of the mun in mny city litr[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heil Wehrmacht [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Khodan DON'T FEED THE TROLL!!!! REPORT AND MOVE ON![/quote] Listen budy im trying to have a conversation with this fine gentleman in special people speak im not a troll...just speaking in another language that most people cannot understand.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wyatt I AM None at different times.[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:28 PM PDT]