[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=31977669]I'll be damned if you don't find something in all of this.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bravehart10000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's a parallel universe with everyone wearing sombreros.[/quote]No, it is a parallel universe where people shop at K Mart instead of Target and Walmart.[/quote] Not exactly Flood, but funny none the less. Plus, it is by ninjas. [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo From this day forward, every man, woman, and child shall bear witness. They shall fully be aware that "Septagon" is no more. They shall proclaim to the heavens that it will now be called "The Screw." They shall honor it. Cherish it. Love it. They shall become one with it. This is no longer their Septagon. This is no longer their Bungie Community Forum. This shall forever more, be known as "The Screw."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur Actually, I don't think it will... But prove me wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo The nonbelievers will soon see the light. This "Septagon" is no more. No more hurt feelings, no more sadness, no more envy or pain. The Screw will set us free. A new day is upon. An age of glory. This glory shall be heard and seen throughout all the lands. And all will know that "The Screw" is upon us. It will take hold. It shall be honored. It shall set us free. The Screw. Change is now.[/quote][/quote]