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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GrammarFailure Just touch one. A hug a handshake A HIGH FIVE FOR GODS SAKE WHY CAN'T I GET A WOMAN *cries in corner*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iggyhopper I see no question mark.[/quote] here you go ? thats gonna be 5 bucks -blam!- are you gonna pay or should i punch you in the throat? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] harlowOO197 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bill schulz Harlow i know about your royal guard, I know people on the inside.[/quote] Cool. I'm Admin. If your buddies start acting up, they will be gone.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Laconic Wit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nuchy Just your first name please, no stalkers allowed! ill start. Brock.[/quote] Don't give out personal information, kids. Just by the information in this post I have managed to find the picture of the man who posted it. [url=http://www.freewebs.com/the_intuitive/1173894134-brock.jpg]Here.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mutated Waffle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [i]After my dreaming, I woke with this fear What am I leaving when I'm done here?[/i][/quote] After this thought had passed from my mind, Another question did I find. What do [i]we[/i] leave after this life, Only more pain and only more strife?[/quote] [i]When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed.[/i][/quote] As the ages do pass, and all is darkness, A memory shall stay, colour in the grey.[/quote][i]I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're moving in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air."[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corporate FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Riolent Vapist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corporate FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Riolent Vapist[/quote]We should hang out some time[/quote]. Ok , midnght under the bridge? The password is cookie[/quote]Awesome, I'll meet you there[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] harlowOO197 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mount420 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BonePanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PETEYENG 38 :D[/quote] I call BS[/quote] agreed since is the maximum score not 36?[/quote] Yes, but he was obviously referring to his score on the SAT.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Tissue go to xbox.com, but dont go to xboc.com :|[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I have a blood boner for innocent death.[/quote] As opposed to an air-pump boner for guilty death?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bravehart10000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xoot7aa7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea Small talk. Where do you live, how old are you, what's your favorite movie, have you seen any good movies lately, what music do you listen to, what is your favorite class in school, etc.[/quote] I'm 16, like comedy movies, pop, soft rock music (whcih I know is what she likes-she's my FB friend, but I'm NOT a stalker :P), I like math lol.[/quote]*facepalm*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 BANANAS! THOUSANDS OF THEM![/quote] Yes, bananas...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] splatter ghost there's a demo!?! *walks away* OMG a brick *walks back* there's a demo!?! *walks off and is hit by a short bus*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Just a little something I said to a nub who posted in the wrong forum. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CornishNinja Halo 3 problems that ned 2 change. Post more if i missed any! first of people being TOO serious while playing on halo 3 zombie problems: people in turrets on zombie maps and camping spots when it takes 5min maybe more to kill the surviour! booting problems when me my bro accedently betray someone we get booteds when some1 betrays me on purpose i can't boot em me mybro was on a moongoose some1 was throwing gurnades (on the other team) so we tryed to drive awayu really fast and some1spawned infront of us so we accdently splatterd him so he botted us and when some1 killed me for the bomb or for a beam rifle i CANT boot![/quote] I've got one. Your stats.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I 5ee You No, my boy. Now you're eating a sammich.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bill Moseley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Holy Taco **This is a thread about moonshine not the piracy of media.** I have recently decided that I would like to set up a distillery in order to make moonshine. I don't plan on selling anything, I am mainly doing this to see if I can and to see how good I can get at it. The process of making and distilling ethanol is fairly easy and doesn't require too much fancy equipment. So I am curious, what do you guys think of this plan? Am I crazy for trying this? I would also appreciate any helpful tips that people might know in order to improve my moonshine.[/quote] by distillery do you mean server? and by moonshine do you mean torrents?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Soffishy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HannahTheMontana Hannah is the leader. ALL HAIL HANNAH[/quote] Account Created: 11/3/09 Translation: Fail troll.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nice potato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper No. No one rules the flood. Duardo doesnt RULE us he just bans us ._.[/quote] But Kmart's cool he's not banhammer happy like some of the mods here. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him actually ban anyone.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nice potato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo I swear, as soon as I see- [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nice potato Isn't Harlow the king of the flood?[/quote]You bastard...[/quote] I wuv wu too[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart The king is the one who pulls the sword from the stone. Didn't you wankers watch Disney movies?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That One Fellow whats a wanker[/quote] K mart I mean this in the best possible way.[/quote] It's true, I'm a huge wanker.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Miss 35 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bill Moseley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] drifter ALICE I wanna be queen of the..err...floodians?[/quote] wtf at all these "girls" on the flood tonight[/quote] I'm betting alts. [/quote] The account was made today, you're not allowed to bet when you can't lose.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] w00t [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hayley WilIiams Me and K Mart will rule as King and Queen amirite?[/quote] Um...NO. I'm the ultimate ruler![/quote]And you are...?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flogged [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duck duck DEATH CoD42 is pretty sweet.[/quote] Oh mah gawd! Lol![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlaughterFest7 I thought a brain fart was an involuntary release of ignorance?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Bapa is a dirty man.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] being2nosey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone I recognize your quote. <3[/quote] NAME THE SAUCE![/quote] Penelope.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MetalCoffeeBlack You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I3 O O IVI E R Damn.[/quote] I still love you, even though you sweared. <3[/quote] I take it you love everyone, right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bravehart10000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's a parallel universe with everyone wearing sombreros.[/quote]No, it is a parallel universe where people shop at K Mart instead of Target and Walmart.[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo From this day forward, every man, woman, and child shall bear witness. They shall fully be aware that "Septagon" is no more. They shall proclaim to the heavens that it will now be called "The Screw." They shall honor it. Cherish it. Love it. They shall become one with it. This is no longer their Septagon. This is no longer their Bungie Community Forum. This shall forever more, be known as "The Screw."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur Actually, I don't think it will... But prove me wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo The nonbelievers will soon see the light. This "Septagon" is no more. No more hurt feelings, no more sadness, no more envy or pain. The Screw will set us free. A new day is upon. An age of glory. This glory shall be heard and seen throughout all the lands. And all will know that "The Screw" is upon us. It will take hold. It shall be honored. It shall set us free. The Screw. Change is now.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gnome13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ciaran [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] drop4tay the screw[/quote] Instant. Classic.[/quote]I seem to remember tuna being involved.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone I love you, but I love everyone. You aren't special.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sakagami Tomoyo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quilava [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sakagami Tomoyo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quilava [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dolfins88 ah, the title is misleading. i thought you had finally evolved. :( don't worry buddy, you'll be a Typhlosion some day.[/quote]I'm not evolving for a long time, man. I'm already a lvl 42.[/quote] Carrying that Everstone are we?[/quote]Naw, I use the B button.[/quote] Ahh...the classic "B" button.[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:26 PM PDT]

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