[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] phantompop [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PJBUCK i dont even know how to respond[/quote] ...but you did respond. Weird paradox is weird.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 *faceplanet*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paulster5315 Well... On the first day of school, I walked into my math class, found a chair and sat down. Our teacher wasn't there yet, apparently. Five minutes later, she walks in. I look up and see this woman as ugly and fat as a manatee in a boat accident, and what's the first thing that comes out of my mouth without a second thought? "Man the harpoons!" My classmates all stop talking and turn to stare at me. My teacher looks at me and frowns, but says nothing to me. My friend Dane looks at me, looks back at the teacher, and laughs.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PATTON 2007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Truth of TX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guitarman381 I would kill Osama Bin Laden and avenge everyone on 9/11[/quote] Osama was behind 9/11? Hm.[/quote] Thou shalt not start flame war[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quadropheniac93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Well, I can't drive it, eat it, or have sex with it, so no.[/quote] Well, TECHNICALLY, you can do all three...[/quote] Yeah, well technically I can do a reach around with a blue whale but I'm not about to go swimming in the ocean to do it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bbman killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO12325 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Plasma Prestige I am planning to buy an Elite soon[/quote] What kind of twisted person are you? Buying aliens is not okay! They have rights too![/quote] i bought the one that comes wit the energy sword and it goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMG a spoon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 China Called [/quote] they want Anchorage back[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mordicaii Deutsch![/quote] Deutschbag.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeterna Mortis To Splaser or not to Splaser. That is not a question.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Cool [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jayd Sky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tonoottu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Worm *decides not to post in this thread*[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Flood Sniper You're worried about your gold running out, while you still have 7 months left? Ok, buddy, you're getting added to the hitlist. [i]The Flood Sniper, Assassin For Hire[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zergbreak21 roflcopters away! take this *hands Omega flame sheild*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skillet98 You don't get Recon. Recon gets you.[/quote] Rawr![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Copycat Username [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Woodzy14 wow, leaned this in grade 7[/quote] Wow, aren't you something.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edableshoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slender Man It's hell of a lot of fun to do[/quote] Plane or Heli?[/quote] Flying spaghetti monster[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda I was im'ing this girl and she was 'bout to go to sleep and she said "I'm going to sleep now and no, that's not an invitation ;)" and I jawfloor'd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ELA TONY one day i was sort a hyper and started talking to myself *ITS NORMAL >:[* and my mom walked in she stayed there for like 5 minutes hearing my conversation about scary Chinese men [url=http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=92474276]*face wall*[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedRaptor [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawless17k wait -blam!- i thought I was still banned[/quote] Welcome to your new one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto *discusses* am i doin it rite?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Helter Skelter I can also command fish. They don't listen, but I can command them.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Zer0stryker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick As a lifeguard, I think I understand society more than it understands me. I've seen things no man or women should ever see...[/quote] A giant turd in the pool?[/quote] Well, it wasn't [i]giant[/i], it wasn't exactly [i]in[/i] the pool, and I'm still not sure if was a turd, but it looked damn like one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smilingLiGhTnIn Oh yeah? Well... Well.. .YOU suck at acting![/quote] Yeah, you tell 'em![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Navaha42 Who the -blam!- is Dumblydork?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda lazy funneh genius ...because "genius" is an adjective. -_- "Ingenious" is the third, then.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel First, DO A BARREL ROLL! Second, find out its power level. (if its over 9000, submit) Third, Falcon punch it.[/quote] Fourth, overuse memes[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Posted by: TcreavisAwesome Your welcome.[/quote] GET OUTTA MAH OFFICE![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou I put off playing Xbox all the time. Too much work.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bagan bodies 2 First! Edit* GOD FUKIN DAMNIT[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] derka derka What's this girl think you speak of?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne42 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I midway I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne42 Pulls out energy sword. "By the Prophets! Our true foe has revealed itself!"[/quote] *Throws a Brick at Garshne* Thats better...[/quote]"My shields! You dare oppose Sangheili?!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EgO Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rebecca 218 i do and i am 12 years old[/quote] Orange juice doesn't count.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kenny Pwns2 Luigi. You just have to feel sorry for him. "Hey, look, it's Mario and.... some other guy!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crefster Do [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Barrel RoIl[/quote]That's what she said [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto Duardo. There has never been a woman as beautiful as she![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r TRICK QUESTION! [I]THERE AM NO GIRLS ON TEH WEBERNETZ.[/I][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey Myself, I am woman hear me roar.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kashaki Q By trained with, do you mean played COD4?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r You forgot the AK-47 which goes, PEW PEW PEW![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Holy Taco Yes, why should we exclude women from parts of our society?[/quote] I'm excluded from the girl's locker room, so its only fair...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Banjo Hero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Step n burn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knowing1 Workout/run. Really clears your head up and makes you feel good about yourself. [/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlaLfcMylg]unless you're this guy[/url][/quote] STOP MAKING FUN OF ME![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caronongan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Apache Football sucks dick.[/quote] No. It's the most action-packed, intelligent, and entertaining sport in the world.[/quote]right beside pokemon [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AK 47625714 How many of these -blam!- traps could there possibly be? [i]"I'd like to play a game. You will notice the finger to your right, it is covered in saliva and is aimed toward your ear. After this tape is done playing, the finger will move slowly to your ear. In three minutes, it will enter your ear, giving you a wet willy like you've never experienced before. The only way to prevent this is to saw off your testicles, and get the remote hidden in the sac, and turn it off. Good luck."[/i] [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Beato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RageSnipa96 Xbox 360[/quote]I don't buy garbage.[/quote]and yet you bought mario and luigi game? contradiction [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sE Irish Guy wait so you would rather buy handheld game that needs batteries and no online and has 8 bit graphics over a 360 retard[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IliKEpOPtaRTs54 Yo dawg. Where mah [url=http://images.chron.com/blogs/whitehouse/archives/peeps.jpg]peeps[/url] at?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] phantompop Babies should not be showered. They should be eaten.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee Bill Cosby. He's dead, right? Edit: Or am I thinking of Ray Charles? That blind dude.[/quote]Wait, wasnt Bill Cosby, like, our president, or sometin?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMasterLeaf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thing 333 if it doesn't fit anywhere else, it goes there[/quote] At 6000 newtons, it doesn't need to fit. It [b]will [/b]fit.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand The bridge is over there troll.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth say hi to her but its too scary i cant risk it >.> <.< [/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:26 PM PDT]