[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Scuba [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Last Templar More than 2 years.[/quote] ... you mean 5 days, right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nimRODz im going to beat you to death with a wet noodle. and then im going to make your mom eat said noodle.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paulster5315 This list will continue to grow as everyone replies, depending on what people do concerning lightbulbs or something of the sort. Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? A) 1 to change the lightbulb and post about it 14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently. 1 to move it to the lighting forum 2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum 7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post 5 to flame the spell-checkers 6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts 9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" 3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp" 15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term 19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum 14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum 36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion 5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously 4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b" 28 to flame the flamers 9 to post poems about lightbulbs 12 to flame the poets 7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs 4 to report the links are broken 6 to fix the links 5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy 4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago" 13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs" 1 to post pr0n 12 to comment on the pr0n 1 to eat lightbulbs 2 to remain speechless And finally... 1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again. Credit to Chronic Apathy from HIH.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halodevildog That would be about $ 2549.95 with out shipping with shipping = $ 2586.42[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theheat101 I'm semi-computarded. What's a clock speed?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo dude6464 I'm really starting to think we should post off topic topics in the Halo 3 fourm.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An assauIt rifIe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] corycorycory15 How old are you[/quote]Old enough for punctuation.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Michael My [b][u]coomputer[/b][/u] and 200 empty cans of diet pepsi[/quote] I wish that I had a coomputer... : ([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 Flamengir + Girlfriend..... /// DOES NOT COMPUTE[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NoNeckin *bops head slow while patting the air*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew I finish reading your first post, then you decide to make two more long ones? Bleh, i'll read it later. ~fron[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EJTheSnail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Orpheosis Is it bad I have nothing to talk about?[/quote]This is the second time I've seen you flaunt your "normalness". If anything, too much self-confidence is your problem, sir.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] onthehook Chubby chicks are good at danceing. Or atleast how I dance. But no whales allowed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford girl to give me a bday jb. [/quote]Have a fun birthday jow blob.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfBoy72 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] siIlyboy haz gun do a barrel roll[/quote] Ok, any tips on how I could do that in a small building?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EJTheSnail hurrdurrk[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Predator Eagle Old? Urrghh, I don't really give a Coca-Cola about USA or V2 anymore. I have a coke can next to me thats why i said that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mandalore Yautja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 Eh...[/quote]Such contribution![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daku Nuva Screech, Fake Tears, Cut, Cut, Cut, Cut...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rraaaaawwwwwwwr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeNniz101 stop posting stop doing other things posts or i will post stop posting posts on your post [/quote] Fail Troll is Fail.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername No, it can't, as it isn;t legal. If it was, well, that's not something I'd know. You know what, fock you, semicolon key![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RussellTheHippy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] onthehook Bill the retard.[/quote] Those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Buggzy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead No, because they can't annoy me and that annoys them. I'm the anti-jerk. Now excuse me while I listen to Feed my Frankenstein. [/quote]I eat kittens. BABY KITTENS![/quote] I hear they are quite tasty. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 1) You spelled announcement wrong. 2) Periods are you friends 3) Hell will freeze over before the military lets a dumbass like you in. 4) Russell, you want to do the honors?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mykester lol i am smrat[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead bump[/quote] Reported.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mykester [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BUNGIEBOY 3.Eat Luch [/quote] What? You eat out Luch, the foreign exchange kid from Romania?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gruntslayer5145 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qwerty Pops 117 It's because you touch yourself at night! >.<[/quote] HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!! wait...u weren't talking to me... disregard that![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FLAMEnGIR Me>>>>>>>>Gir[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LyteBulb121 I only play with myself.[/quote] o mai how derty of u[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 A little bloodthirsty there, aren't we? Bombs aren't the best things to use in a medical situation.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 "Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless." What does man gain from all his labor at which he toils under the sun? Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever. The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course. All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again. All things are wearisome, more than one can say. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing. What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, "Look! This is something new"? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time. There is no remembrance of men of old, and even those who are yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo I thought it was a dog lapping up water.[/quote] You would. Oh wait, you did.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fallen snow hero *Slurp slurp slurp* Sorry what?[/quote] Oh, do dicks come in liquid form now? Interesting.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] asploded Why did it give me the option to edit TB1ZZL3's post?[/quote] Because Achronos sucks ass at writing Javascript.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ConformistFTW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz Girls have balls?[/quote] Obviously.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade967 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 Be quiet, Joseph.[/quote] Calm down, Thomas.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aTALLmidget [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godavari This makes me think of The Dark Knight. I'd think that, from a physics standpoint, there's no such thing as either. The physical boundaries of nature don't allow for such extremes to exist.[/quote] Your name reminds me of chocolate.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pirated Goods [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pirated Goods Your mom is a hypothesis [/quote]Boys, I think the evidence is conclusive. We have discovered another species of Ignoramus. I shall label it "Ignoramus Moronus," and we shall put him in a zoo.[/quote] At least I don't have a pu­ssy. Wait, what? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Buggzy *Faceanvil*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] K1ngSpore [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bullets Kill How did you manage that?[/quote] I was eating pancakes and got maple syrup on my iPod and tried to wash it off with water.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz Pics or it didn't happen.[/quote]I'm willing to assume it happened, because that would just further support my hypothesis that this kid's an idiot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 I just take the coffee of the week at Starbucks. :)[/quote]^This is a perfect example of why a woman's brain is 1/3 the size of ours.[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:17 PM PDT]