Welcome guardians! Join us at Cayde's Black Sheep! https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=3122104 [b][u]***Discord link will be in the Bungie clan chat after you join***[/b][/u] Our recruitment posts used to be very wordy, witty and comical. We think that those that know…know! Less is more, so we’re going to speak in the language of our clan in the hopes to attract those that know! Below you will find the particulars of a clan that is fluent in sarcasm. If you are offended easily and need a safe space you need not apply. [i][b]If you have no intention of playing with other clan members, please exit stage right.[/b][/i] [b]WHO[/b]: [u]Us[/u] - Middle aged lifelong gamers who have been playing this game since the beta test of D1. [u]You[/u] - Hopefully middle aged, if not you were raised by good parents who have shown you the way! [b]WHAT[/b]: [u]Us[/u] - Clan looking for like minded individuals who just want to play the game and lambast bungie for all their royal screw ups. People who don’t stop to worry about people’s feelings or the fragile egos that come with it. [u]You[/u] - A guardian who enjoys the company of people not so far away from the retirement home and the brand of humor that comes with hanging out with degenerates like us who like to break other guardians' orbs. Oh, and for Xur’s sake don’t be an elitist. [b]WHEN[/b]: NOW [b]WHERE[/b]: The Destiny galaxy [b]WHY[/b]: Why ask why? Get it? [b]HOW[/b]: When you request to join and are approved, the Discord link will be posted in the Bungie clan chat. [b][u]***Discord link will be in the Bungie clan chat after you join***[/b][/u] Additional Info: 1. We have a Discord server that is [b][u]REQUIRED[/b][/u] to join. This is where we chat, schedule events, bag on each other, etc. The invite link will be posted in the Bungie clan chat after you join. Make sure you join ASAP. You will be removed from the clan within a couple days if you haven't joined discord. 2.. Mic is very necessary and required 3. If you played Atari, drank out of a garden hose, still use the 5 second rule, had a pager, used the loot cave, played with Randal the vandal, are tired of watching what you say lest you offend someone, had a MySpace account linked to an AOL account… you need not look any further, welcome home! Listen, this is literally and figuratively the last clan you will ever need for this game. We’ve all watched people come and go in and out of this game. We’ve seen Bungie at its best and of course whatever you call their current state. We’ve seen them nerf fun into the ground but if for some odd reason you’re a glutton for punishment, then join the adult destiny support group for grumpy old guardians! [b][u]***Discord link will be in the Bungie clan chat after you join***[/b][/u]