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Edited by Cap’n, Kell of Crunch:
8/28/2026 7:12:18 AM
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YOU! Yes you!!!
Shaxx expects you to capture a zone!
Saladin orders you to capture a zone!
Ikora is strategizing ways for you to capture a zone!
Tess is trying to sell you a f*cking zone!
Saint is busy getting into Osiris’ zone!
Zavala is…..well he’s afk, let’s be honest.
Banshee probably wanted you to cap a zone, but forgot what that meant.
Are you bottom fragging?
Capture a zone!
Are you slaying out but losing matches?
Capture a zone!
FOR THE LOVE OF THE TRAVELLER,
CAPTURE
A
F*CKING
ZONE
Rant over.
High fives all around
Go team
EDIT - I swear some of the replies are comedy gold. 😂
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1 ReplyI was literally yelling this at my TV. Lol People play Iron Banner like it's Clash.
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It's all bout that zone bout that zone🎶 no tribute...🎶 Post...
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“Control is just Clash with extra sneps” ~ Skeletor
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4 RepliesAlso, it's about capping the RIGHT zones. Holding two zones properly and getting kills is 90% the best way to win. You don't NEED the third zone, and inducing chaos from spawn on home base when you leave it for the other team is not a great thing. Wish people would just defend their bases.
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1 ReplyBeen capping zones since zones could be capped 🍻🫡
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1 Reply🎶 for all the guardians In all the kingdom Couldn’t but help Not capping the zones 🎶
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2 RepliesDont forget, while you capture every zone, and you hear your stomach moan, you get on the phone and order yourself a large calzone.
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2 RepliesHonest question I feel like blink jump is maybe one of the most valid ways to fight good snipers in pvp but see literally nobody run it, is there something im missing or should i test this on a specific subclass
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I know right! Players that I see not interested in capping zones, including clan members, is because they focus on high KDA not winning, and most if not, all are Flawless or try hards that play clash style in every match.....morons all of them
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3 RepliesNo! You!
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9 RepliesI'm playing tribute, so I'm not sure why they're telling you that.
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Don't forget zone capping speed stops at 3 guardians.
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Bold to assume they can even read
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That common sense in control matches but like my father said you can t teach common sense they either have it or they don 't.
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lol Now the player is smaller seeing the same players kill farm , spawn farm , cheat , not cap and still yea bagging?! 20-30 games daily ….get a life ! Lol
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I hear you but a lot of players don't hold zones correctly and a lot of times go to the wrong starting zone or worse just go from zone to zone to zone rather than just holding 2 zones properly; and even worse attempt to run to zones in mass rather than 3 here and 3 there and kind of pushing back a little too protect lanes in-between.
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Can't tell you how many matches I've lost because people don't understand what "Capture and defend, Guardians!" means.
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5 RepliesWhat if I'm in a different time zone?
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Most Destiny players don't know where the Zone is...🤣
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1 ReplyZones ? Eh ? I usually play ‘shoot the idiot standing next to the flag’. I guess you could call them hotzones or something as the same lone guardian keeps on respawning and running back to them repeatedly no matter how often they get shot. Is that what you mean ? [spoiler]/s 😉[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThe problem is trying to capture zones going against 2 fireteams on the same team when you playing iron banner. It’s a nightmare 😞
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Beautiful😂. I love it. Allow me echo the sentiment, just in case its not loud enough: CAPTURE A F*CKING ZONE!!!
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6 RepliesWhat? The end zone? Ozone? I'm confused.
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1 Reply[quote]Shaxx expects you to capture a zone! Saladin orders you to capture a zone! Ikora is strategizing ways for you to capture a zone! Tess is trying to sell you a f*cking zone! Saint is busy getting into Osiris’ zone! Zavala is…..well he’s afk, let’s be honest. Banshee probably wanted you to cap a zone, but forgot what that meant. Are you bottom fragging? Capture a zone! Are you slaying out but losing matches? Capture a zone! FOR THE LOVE OF THE TRAVELLER, CAPTURE A F*CKING ZONE Rant over. High fives all around Go team EDIT - I swear some of the replies are comedy gold. 😂[/quote] What’s a zone?
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1 ReplyWait a minute…is that the circle thingy ? 😉
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