-If you are playing Titan, exit the playlist now and go elsewhere, you are going to get screwed no matter what. -You wait 5-10 minutes to match. -You use this wait to "carefully" select a loadout. This will not matter in a few minutes. -You finally match and load in! -Is your loadout CQC? Congrats! You've been put on Eternity! -Is your loadout long range? Welcome to Pacifica! -Your opponents, despite being randos, seem to have the coordination and communication of an esports team. -Your team, a bunch of drooling morons picked up off the street. -The match starts. If the opponents are hunters, enjoy endless invis spam. If they're Warlocks, enjoy lightning surge and endless arc buddies. -You immediately go down 20 points. Someone leaves your team at this point. -Your opponents start spamming supers roughly 2 minutes in. -You beg for the mercy rule. It doesn't come until you opponents at least have 100 points -Bungo says they're breaking up those teams. You think you might catch a break -Nope! You either play that SAME TEAM or you get A DIFFERENT set of esports rejects -Rinse and repeat until you lose some semblance of humanity (let's be real, none of us have things like "hope" or "enjoyment" left to lose) but have gotten platinum for the week. -Contemplate going back to different games to avoid having to do this all over again next week since it's obvious Warlocks are sweeping this Guardian games.