Are you: * Emotionally damaged by LFG? * Tired of “KWTD” meaning “Kinda Wish They Did”? * The only one doing mechanics while Chad Thundercrash is “on add clear”? Congratulations. You may be entitled to compensation (loot not guaranteed). --- 🧑‍⚖️ Who We Are We are **The Fifth Amendment**, a clan founded on three core principles: 1. It wasn’t my fault. 2. The Architects did it. 3. I plead the Fifth. We raid. We dungeon. We GM. We also confidently say “this is the run” right before the worst wipe of the night. --- 🔥 What We Offer * People who actually explain mechanics instead of saying “it’s easy” * At least one cracked PvP gremlin * At least one person who will die to the jumping puzzle every time * Emotional support after getting physics’d into orbit We finish raids. Eventually. --- 📜 Requirements * Have a mic (so we can hear the panic in your voice) * Be able to laugh when we wipe at 5% boss health * Understand that “DPS phase” is when we all discover who was lying Bonus points if: * You’ve ever said “I thought someone else had it” * You’ve Thundercrashed into a wall * You’ve confidently called out the wrong symbol --- If you want: * Loot * Laughs * Mild emotional trauma * And a group that will absolutely clip your worst moments Join **The Fifth Amendment**. Because in this clan, anything you say can and will be used against you in Discord. Court is now in session, Guardian. Please rise… unless you’re dead again.