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9/29/2025 9:58:40 AM
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Are you tired of fireteams ghosting you like your ex?
Do you crave a clan that takes mediocrity seriously?
Still don't know what a mod is but pretend you do anyway?
Then slide into our clan like a Titan on caffeine — WE. GOT. YOU.
WHO ARE WE?
A clan of legends so mediocre, Zavala blocked us on Space LinkedIn.
We’re not a fireteam —
We’re a fire dream — where every raid is a therapy session and every Crucible match is a war crime.
Some say we once cleared Vault of Glass using only Titan melees and prayer.
Some say we beat Crota by accident.
All we know is: We’re built different.
(Like… off-brand IKEA furniture different.)
We're a tight-knit, barely functioning fireteam of:
* Hunters who don’t dodge — they emotionally evade
* Titans who use Thundercrash as a transportation method
* Warlocks who claim to be support but just want kills
And we absolutely promise:
We WILL yell "He's one shot!" when they are, in fact, not one shot.
We WILL run past you while you're dying in a raid.
We WILL do zero mechanics but still ask for loot.
WHAT YOU GET:
* Professional Dying Services™ (first to die, last to revive)
* Weekly clan raids that become emotional support groups
* A safe space to scream “WIPE IT” 4 seconds into every encounter
* Deep philosophical debates like "Is Shaxx hot?"
* Roleplay Night every Thursday where we pretend to be Shaxx and flirt with the Drifter.
We don’t care about your K/D.
We don’t care if your Light level is 3.
We only care about one thing:
Are you willing to dance with us in the Tower for no reason while wearing matching pink shaders and singing "All Star" by Smash Mouth in Discord?
If yes: You’re in.
HOW TO JOIN:
1. Send us a carrier pigeon.
2. Or just hit "Join Clan" — whatever.
3. Bonus points if you message us in-character as Drifter or Lord Saladin.
4. Bring monster energy Always.
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would love to join!
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1 Reply[quote]Do you crave a clan that takes mediocrity seriously? Still don't know what a mod is but pretend you do anyway? Then slide into our clan like a Titan on caffeine — WE. GOT. YOU. WHO ARE WE? A clan of legends so mediocre, Zavala blocked us on Space LinkedIn. We’re not a fireteam — We’re a fire dream — where every raid is a therapy session and every Crucible match is a war crime. Some say we once cleared Vault of Glass using only Titan melees and prayer. Some say we beat Crota by accident. All we know is: We’re built different. (Like… off-brand IKEA furniture different.) We're a tight-knit, barely functioning fireteam of: * Hunters who don’t dodge — they emotionally evade * Titans who use Thundercrash as a transportation method * Warlocks who claim to be support but just want kills And we absolutely promise: We WILL yell "He's one shot!" when they are, in fact, not one shot. We WILL run past you while you're dying in a raid. We WILL do zero mechanics but still ask for loot. WHAT YOU GET: * Professional Dying Services™ (first to die, last to revive) * Weekly clan raids that become emotional support groups * A safe space to scream “WIPE IT” 4 seconds into every encounter * Deep philosophical debates like "Is Shaxx hot?" * Roleplay Night every Thursday where we pretend to be Shaxx and flirt with the Drifter. We don’t care about your K/D. We don’t care if your Light level is 3. We only care about one thing: Are you willing to dance with us in the Tower for no reason while wearing matching pink shaders and singing "All Star" by Smash Mouth in Discord? If yes: You’re in. HOW TO JOIN: 1. Send us a carrier pigeon. 2. Or just hit "Join Clan" — whatever. 3. Bonus points if you message us in-character as Drifter or Lord Saladin. 4. Bring monster energy Always.[/quote] Discord link, please
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Given the current state of the game it can be tough to find people motivated to do -blam!-, but at least in here there is a home to crack some jokes do some raids and have some fun. Plenty of past events that the mod team cooked in have sparked great participation, and let's look forward to having you in here when Renegades brings back some joy (coping hard). If you put in a little effort at the start you will get to see the greatness of a fun community of people (even though some are brits D:)
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I'm a returning player and this sounds like the clan of clans. I'd love to join.
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1 ReplyEdited by Y0L0: 9/30/2025 4:55:33 PMSo I joined a clan that said they have over “this many member” and claimed so much but after a week. No one was on no one talked in discord or answered things. Is this different? Or should I continue on? Granted, I haven’t been in since the witch DLC and just got to playing again last couple weeks. But I have been grinding my -blam!- off and can only do so much in the game solo. Where is the join clan button or discord?
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D2 isn’t in the best state but without these guy’s and gals I would have quit months ago. If you like barely functioning fireteams where you’ll have yourself questioning how did we finish that raid?We’ve been chatting absolute BS for the entire duration. We got clan events that can range from a jeopardy night, drunk/movie themed raids to PVP tournaments with the most dumb load outs you can imagine. Maybe you like D2 but aren’t playing it exclusively don’t worry we also dabble in other games. In my experience if you put effort in getting the know this clan you join for D2 but stick around for our little community. If any of the above interests you definitely give us a try. I hope to speak to all of you soon.
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1 ReplyI would be interested in joining… but I’m not EU/UK based.
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1 ReplyI’d like to join!!! would it be okay to dm about a couple things beforehand? I’m not online as much as I’d like to be but I do miss Destiny
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Great place for a laugh, every single one of these lads have a great sense of humour. D2 wise I wouldn’t pick any other place, everyone is so helpful and always willing to teach what they can !
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Great group of people and amazing laughs, always having raids up and everyone is really helpful.
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1 ReplyPut the name of the clan in your post. Unless you plead the fiff...... get it?
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1 ReplyPlayed in 2020, decided to start over on a diff account. In college rn so i’m not readily available but would love to join the shenanigans <3
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1 ReplyDiscord link? Got a case of white monster energy drinks
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1 ReplyLove to have an opportunity to join the clan
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As Zavala once said [quote]A man must join the 5th Amendment [/quote] and to quote Mahatma Gandhi [quote]Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.[/quote] idkn why but it’s funny
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Can confirm I’m the ex that ghosted them
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Its a good group (adopts Cilla's voice) a whole lotta laffs!! I am, however just here to confirm I’m fully committed to dying first, yelling at the wrong enemy, and singing All Star in pink shaders like a true legend.
