Ooohhhh, Shades! This really doesn’t take a genius to figure out. In fact, it takes about as much intelligence as the average Bungo-lover has! This week, we got a wacky woozy card that’s called “The Wish”, suddenly every voice line in the seasonal slog activities mentions Ahamkara crap directly or tangentially, and Mara’s still got that plot device egg from before. Gee whiz! You’re asking for thoughts and theories when what’s gonna happen was practically spoon-fed to you??? HAHAHAH! Typical! Oh, and let’s not forget… (click at your own risk) [spoiler]Even if it wasn’t already leaked, c’mon… It’s so damn obvious! It’s like they’re practically insulting our intelligence! Oh, wait… HAHAHAH![/spoiler] So anyway, here’s my “theory”! Season of the Bad Dragon!!! Mara’s getting around to hatching the Ahamkara egg! But, oh no!!!! She’s gonna need your help!! Go attack the Taken and Scorn in the Dreaming City to steal their MacGuffin Slivers for her Techeuns to snort up! Then, when it’s time for the asspull hatching ritual that Mara and her witches need to do, you’re gonna need to stop all the Taken and Scorn trying to crack that thing open to cook up the universe’s most [i]pAraCaUsaL[/i] omelet, all while Mara sits on the egg to keep it warm! Get ready to slog for either more Awoken-themed or Ahamkara-themed loot that looks completely out of place that you’ll undoubtedly turn into more Legendary Shards!! Upgrade the Ahamkara Skull-on-a-Stick seasonal artifact to slog even more! Tear up at another haphazard dragged-out story till it reaches yet another unsatisfying waaacky conclusion that you as the player already knew was gonna happen! Story beats so nonsensical that it’ll make you question why the hell you even bought the Final Shame! In short, if there’s anyone that ISN’T getting all these extremely blatant Ahamkara mentions, I struggle to imagine if they’re even capable of walking properly! Much less thinking properly! HAHAHAH!