"Thanks for falling for the same old trick we've been doing for close to a decade now morons! Boy you clown boys and princesses desperate for new dresses are really keeping us going with your pathetic hobby and lifestyle! Thank god you live on here every single week, and belittle anyone who doesn't literally live on this game like you do! Boy oh boy do we love having free PR without even paying you idiots!! Keep mindlessly defending us and accepting anything we shovel at you, while we meticulously upgrade and update Eververse every chance we get. Huh? What's that? You think it's fair to shift Eververse gear into actual gameplay so it can be earned? What are you crazy!?! Do you have any idea how few resources that would take, and how much less money we could weasel out of the desperate to stand out bums? No you know what I think? We should charge you EVEN MORE per season for things that were previously included, for no reason at all! Ha ha ha oh my goodness you're already supporting this decision in the forums!?! Oh my do I love boot lickers incapable of thinking for themselves."