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Edited by Kestrel, King of Excrement: 5/25/2022 1:19:57 AM
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A Navy SEAL with over 300 confirmed kills showed up on my porch. What should I do?

Alright this dude is all worked up about something “clever” I supposedly said to him on the internet. He is frothing at the mouth, claiming he found me through his secret network of spies and tracked my IP. This guy also claims that he can end my life in 700 different ways with only his bare hands, and that he is the top sniper in the US armed forces. I should also mention that he keeps calling me “kiddo” and he has repeatedly told me that he intends to “wipe me the f*** out with precision the likes of which has been seen before on this Earth.” I can’t help but think that I have heard this rant before a thousand times over…could this be the mind behind that famous copypasta? What should I do? [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]

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