WELCOOOOME BACK! First things first. Offtopic is in a state of celebration! Our names have been returned to us in a one-time name change! Choose wisely. In this celebratory edition of ONR we most also say some sad goodbyes. Alpha, the original creator and first reporter of the ONR has retired from the company. Pumpkinspice will be taking his position and I will remain with my Friday posts. Guess I’m in charge now? Heck yeah! (Disclaimer: pumpkinspice will miss the first week or two of his Tuesday posts because he is going to handle some real life problems and touch grass. ) *looks over to telegram* Da hail is grass? I hate manky has now broken up with manky. I don’t know what’s going on. The Obi Wan Kenobi teaser has dropped and we can expect offtopic reviews not unlike what was done in Book of Boba Fett. Phil_boss has sadly left us. He will be missed and some will await his return. The Hunger Games finale went down some time ago! Congratulations to Bunker for winning the Hunger Games!!! *uproarious applause* (Don’t forget to Hail Hydra!) For members only: [spoiler]🍪[/spoiler]