This week on ONR: Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine. That’s what’s been talked about a lot recently. We get it is a bad situation that is going on for them, but for the love of all that is holy, can y’all stop asking Bungie to have some sort of charity for Ukraine? If you wanna donate money, there is a hundred other ways to do it. Make bacon cheap again. A large group of OffTopicans have started to sign a petition to make bacon $1.99 again. Hate to burst their bubble, but that’s not how the economy works. Personally, I’m not a fan of bacon so I could care less. Guilty pleasure movies and game mechanics you hate are 2 of the big things about the entertainment industry today. Why does one watch a movie over and over again? Why do game companies put in terrible mechanics? Who knows. If you’re looking for a senior quote, don’t ask OffTopic. While they have many great, funny ideas, you’re most likely not gonna be able to use them. They are either too long, two specific (relating to OffTopic), or to inappropriate. This has been ONR (Remember to Hail Hydra!) For members only: [spoiler]🍪[/spoiler]