"Hey, could you come over here?" "I can't, I'm buying armor." "Alright, well hurry up and get over here." "Well I can't find them." "What do you mean you can't find them?" "I can't find them, there's only orbs." "What do you mean there's only orbs?" "I said there's only orbs!" "Well then get off the planet!" "Alright, you don't have to shout at me!" [i]*Travels to Nessus*[/i] "There's more orbs!" "Go to the next planet! "There's still more orbs" "Where are you right now?" "I'm on patrol!" "What do you mean you're on patrol?" "I said I'm on patrol!" "What location are you at?" "I'm in a patrol zone!" "WHY ARE YOU BUYING ARMOR IN A PATROL ZONE!?" "Xur's here!" [spoiler]I tried to keep it about orbs but couldn't, and patrol zones were the best thing I could think of to fit with the rest of the meme.[/spoiler]