First off, let’s take a moment of silence to remember the attack on Pearl Harbor 80 years ago … Also, send your condolences to Sir Exo as he just lost someone close to him. Now, back to the news: A local OffTopican just barely survived an intense situation: violently getting his teeth ripped out. He now claims to have an addiction to MegaMind fan fictions….. Local maniac Girraffalope has crazy revelations as she questions life in general. Questions such as why computers, why jellyfish, why milk top her list of crazy thoughts. In other news, a new pantheon of gods made up of cartoon characters is being made. Dr. Doof is the god of inators, Bugs Bunny is the god of mischief, and Daffy Duck is the god of anger. Breaking News: The alt of Loot Crate is spamming OffTopic with their daily waifus. People are starting to find it annoying as they won’t admit that they are an alt. This has been ONR (Remember to Hail Hydra!)