[spoiler]Hopefully you know of/listened to the lore reading of “To the Witch Queen,” in which Eris basically gives Savathûn the what-for. I personally liked it. Enjoy![/spoiler] To: SavaTUNA2021 @ hivemail. Gal From: ErisMORNingShow2019 @ d2peeps . shad Subject: To the Witch Queenie Dear Sava-sava, Life is full of potatoes. I mean… lemons – which are just yellow potatoes. Anyway, when life gives you lemons, you can either squeeze it into your eye and scream in pain, or make tasty lemonade and pucker in pain. Right now, the Guardians have been giving you lemons. Are you going to make tasty lemonade, or squirt the lemon into your eye? Seriously, we want to know. We have, like, NO clue what in the world you’re up to. Oh, yeah. We have ICE STICKS NOW. I guess they’re from the Darkness or something. Huh. But, yeah. They could totally stick you with some sticks, chick. If you really think about it, we have the power of Darkness, AND Light. *explosion sound* Mind BLOWN. ‘Splodee boom boom. So you might want to surrender or something. That would be nice. Then we wouldn’t have to fight you or anything because I bet you’re gonna be REALLY HARD to take down. But, if you don’t surrender, you can bet dollars to donuts we’ll give everything we got to make sure we get our Osiris puppy back. If he’s the one you took over. It doesn’t have to be him. It could be Zavala, Ikora, Crow, Sweeper Bot…Even me! Or yourself! That would be a little coo-coo if you tried to corrupt yourself. I’d pay to see that. Anyhoo, I’ve become, like, SO POWERFUL, my green orb is even greener than a couple years ago when I went into the oversized red spooky castle. My orb is LITERALLY ON GREEN FIRE. IT’S SO COOL. My point is, when you see me next, I’m gonna rip off my blindfold and be like, “Sup, witch.” And I’m a'gonna use my green space ball to blast you into…something bigger than you are. Not saying you’re fat or anything. (Although if you have a worm [gross!] that never stops eating, I bet you’d be a few pounds heavier. Just sayin'.) Then you’re gonna be like “AIIIIIEEEE!!” and fall down and die or something anticlimactic. That would be SUPER disappointing, ‘specially since your bro was fun to kill, I guess. It’s gonna be weird when I take off my blindfold to beat you up, cause, you know, I just don’t take off my blindfold AT ALL. Not even to read. Lemme tell you, Sava-sava, it’s REALLY hard to read when you can’t see. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah! You better like, prepare yourself, girl. Cause we gonna smack you upside, and you’re gonna figure out that all the space magic, evil worms, and cool swords don’t amount to a hill of beans out here. Go drink a smoothie. Or a soft drink. Your pick. -Eris, the MORNing Show Reply Forward Auto replies: [u]Thanks! [/u] [u]Sounds great.[/u] [u]I’ll see you then![/u]