[quote]You and a stranger have been poisoned. You will die slowly and painfully. In your hand is a mystery syringe that ether contains the cure or a painless death. Do you administer to yourself or the stranger, and what is your least favorite color[/quote] I give it to the stranger. Death is a mere setback to myself. My least favorite color is orange. [quote]On a scale of Lincoln to funny mustache man, how dictator-ey will you be? (Answer honestly)[/quote] It will depend on the day [quote]What's Taco Cat spelled upside down? [/quote] ʇɐɔo ɔɐʇ [quote]Why is Ringleader77 a horrible debate monitor?[/quote] Because this is an identical interview conducted twice and not a true debate. [quote]What would you do if you owed someone a mechanical beholder and still haven’t given it to them?[/quote] Be very confused about how I got myself into this mess and think about my life choices that led me there. [quote]Where’s my mechanical beholder!?[/quote] Give me a moment to think about something. [quote]To what degree is the hammer Crom Fæyr enchanted to?[/quote] Honestly, I have no idea. [quote]What happens when you see the world through the eyes of a goat? [/quote] You've blinded a goat and made glasses from his eyes, so the police are on their way to charge you with animal abuse. [quote]How do you fly?[/quote] In a plane [quote]Why do we fall?[/quote] The plane stops working [quote]What are your stances on groups that have a blind hate for anime?[/quote] I for one don't like anime, but do not condone hate for it or people that enjoy it. [quote]Will there ever be another “baked goods” conflict? How do you plan on avoiding one?[/quote] As a baker, this question hits close to home for me. I will do my best to love all baked goods equally. [quote]How frequent will you communicate with the populace?[/quote] I will host a weekly AMA for an easy avenue of communication. [quote]Will your time in office be one of conservation, continuation, or evolution of the current culture of OT?[/quote] Hopefully one of evolution as I'd like to talk about possibly reforming the electoral system. [quote]Will you blacklist members who happen to purchase pizza rolls and milk by themself?[/quote] No, pizza boy is cool with me. [quote]Will there be peace talks with the ninjas?[/quote] I would like there to be, but it will be on the ninjas to respond and help find a common ground for us all. [quote]What is the average speed of an object that travels 12 m north in 6 seconds and then travels back 6 m south in 3 seconds?[/quote] This is a question of speed not velocity, so we will use the formula (total distance)/(total time) which leaves us with 18m/9s the average speed is 2 m/s [quote]What are your thoughts on gimmicks?[/quote] Gimmicks can be fun as they change with events happening to a user, such as stache man and Girraffalope's recent scandal with the stealing of the stache. [quote]What is my opening paragraph a reference to?[/quote] Uhhhhhh pass. [quote]Why are retro rpgs the best genre of video games, and why are they better than what you're playing right now?[/quote] Because. I will not elaborate further. [quote]How do you feel about Molasses Cookies?[/quote] As stated above, I am an avid baker, I love all baked goods the same.

[quote]You and a stranger have been poisoned. You will die slowly and painfully. In your hand is a mystery syringe that ether contains the cure or a painless death. Do you administer to yourself or the stranger, and what is your least favorite color[/quote] The stranger. Either syringe is better than suffering a slow & painful death, and I couldn’t live with myself if I let them die. Yellow-green. [quote]On a scale of Lincoln to funny mustache man, how dictator-ey will you be? (Answer honestly)[/quote] [url=https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/0/00/Amon_and_his_Equalists.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20160219113422]I will be the solution.[/url] [quote]What’s Taco Cat spelled upside down? [/quote] Unfortunately I cannot type upside down, but aside from the space it is spelled the same forwards & back. [quote]Why is Ringleader77 a horrible debate monitor?[/quote] Because I trusted him! We all trusted him! We gave him everything and he treated us like dirt! [quote]What would you do if you owed someone a mechanical beholder and still haven’t given it to them?[/quote] Make them play the Reaper’s Game, and hope they don’t become a Reaper to enact revenge on me when I play. [quote]Where’s my mechanical beholder!?[/quote] I accidentally sent it into the Yin-Yang World. Whoops. [quote]To what degree is the hammer Crom Fæyr enchanted to?[/quote] Why to the most super-dee-duper splenderiferous degree of course! [quote]What happens when you see the world through the eyes of a goat? [/quote] You get obsessed with Reversi. At least, the only goat/human shapeshifter I know is. [quote]How do you fly?[/quote] It’s not actually flying, it’s manipulating gravity so that I fall into the sky. Yes, it’s actually falling with style. [quote]Why do we fall?[/quote] https://youtu.be/WROI5WYBU_A [quote]What are your stances on groups that have a blind hate for anime?[/quote] A. There’s good & bad of every medium, anime included. B. People should just let people enjoy what they enjoy, as long as it’s not hurting anyone. Unless they’re trying to force their anime on you, I’d say they need to chill. [quote]Will there ever be another “baked goods” conflict? How do you plan on avoiding one?[/quote] If everyone in Offtopic would just solely eat potatoes this wouldn’t be an issue. [quote]How frequent will you communicate with the populace?[/quote] I’m here all the time, yo! And I’m not planning on leaving! [quote]Will your time in office be one of conservation, continuation, or evolution of the current culture of OT?[/quote] That’s not my decision. The people shape their culture. [quote]Will you blacklist members who happen to purchase pizza rolls and milk by themself?[/quote] “B. People should just let people enjoy what they enjoy, as long as it’s not hurting anyone.” [quote]Will there be peace talks with the ninjas?[/quote] The Ninjas mess up sometimes, but for the most part they do their job well. No need for peace talks. [quote]What is the average speed of an object that travels 12 m north in 6 seconds and then travels back 6 m south in 3 seconds?[/quote] Go ask Minamimoto, you zeptograms! [quote]What are your thoughts on gimmicks?[/quote] Honestly, I just ignore them most of the time. They can be funny when they’re actually clever, though. [spoiler]Let me carry the Chalice, kupo!”[/spoiler] [quote]What is my opening paragraph a reference to?[/quote] I’m almost out of time, so I can’t double back & check. [quote]Why are retro rpgs the best genre of video games, and why are they better than what you're playing right now?[/quote] Oh you better not be dissing on Neo: The World Ends With You! [quote]How do you feel about Molasses Cookies?[/Quote] What kind of a question is this? They are the holy cookie, of course! I have not forgotten the teachings of Bernthal.

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