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Off-topic Election: First Debate (Acro and Traffic Cone)

Traffic Cone and Acro, you have advanced to the next stage in this most important transfer of unholy power. Welcome to the first debate. Before you lie questions picked from the brains of your fellow Offtopickles. Be careful, as they are still dirty with grey matter. Answer well and wisely and we shall see what fruit your answers bear on the soon-to-come election semi-final. Good luck, and may the force be with you What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users? Star Trek or Star Wars? If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be? Why is yellow? Are you human? Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games? What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced). You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel. What colour shovel do you choose? If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why? What are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages? Greymane or Battleborn? What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal? Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______. Is there such things as wrong answers? Why was the answer to that last question wrong?

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  • Edited by The First Aifos: 7/18/2021 9:28:07 PM
    I’m assuming I should still answer these, and whatnot, even though you didn’t explocitly me tion my name. I’m still a candidte, yeah? [quote]What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users?[/quote] That is the jurisdiction of the Ninjas, not the president. I would like to remind everyone that the CoC says you need to be 13 years or older to be on the forum. [quote]Star Trek or Star Wars?[/quote] Star Wars, but I’m not a huge fan. I prefer sci-fi to remain terrestrial, rather than hopping from planet to planet. [quote]If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be?[/quote] Nothing. I’m a goodie two shoes. I did have an idea, but it made me feel bad. My idea was, though; -Steal $9,000 monies. -Steal the Grimoire Weiss replica from the person who won it, and leave them that $9,000 monies to make up for it. But then I thought about how I would feel if I’d have won the Grimoire Weiss replica, and it got stolen from me, and I was like “No, I couldn’t do that”. [quote]Why is yellow?[/quote] See, when light shines down on an object, certain wavelengths get absorbed, while others get reflected. The light that gets reflected bounces back into our eyes, and that dictates the color that we see. Funnily enough, that means when we see something that’s yellow, the yellow is actually one pf the colors that [i]didn’t[/i] get absorbed, meaning there’s no yellow in the object. [quote]Are you human?[/quote] I used to be, but then I got turned into a spooky lich, and then Blaze murdered me. Luckily, my soul was saved, and got placed within a Boundary Interface Prime Field Device, model number Xi-14! [quote]Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games?[/quote] Usually pacifist when given the option. [quote]What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced).[/quote] Realistic weaponry: I think I’ll take either a rapier or a spear. Unrealistic weaponry: Magic staff. [quote]You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel. What colour shovel do you choose?[/quote] Blue. There will be no further comment. [quote]If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why?[/quote] Probably either lawful neutral or lawful good. ‘Cause I’m boring like that. [quote]What are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here? [/quote] Roleplay can be fun. I don’t see anything to “handle”, aside from roleplay being a little dead at the moment. There’s not a lot I can do about that, as it’s mostly dead because a lot of the big players left or got bannededed. [quote]What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? [/quote] Stuff him in a sack and throw him over! Stuff him in a sack and throw him over! Stuff him in a sack and throw him over! Early in the morning! Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner! Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner! Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner! Early in the morning! Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol! Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol! Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol! Early in the morning! Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver! Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver! Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver! Early in the morning! [quote]A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages?[/quote] The answer is almost definitely a number! Yes, definitely a number… [quote]Greymane or Battleborn? [/quote] No opinion. They’re all just vampire cattle. [quote]What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? [/quote] Love! [quote]You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal? [/quote] Lao Meng Lone Soup. [quote]Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______.[/quote] The heart’s true essence! [quote]Is there such things as wrong answers?[/quote] Yes. [quote]Why was the answer to that last question wrong?[/quote] Because we are trapped, in a never-ending loop of right & wrong. Is this a curse? Or some sort of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle… And wonder if we’ll ever have the chance to kill him.

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