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Off-topic Election: First Debate (Acro and Traffic Cone)

Traffic Cone and Acro, you have advanced to the next stage in this most important transfer of unholy power. Welcome to the first debate. Before you lie questions picked from the brains of your fellow Offtopickles. Be careful, as they are still dirty with grey matter. Answer well and wisely and we shall see what fruit your answers bear on the soon-to-come election semi-final. Good luck, and may the force be with you What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users? Star Trek or Star Wars? If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be? Why is yellow? Are you human? Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games? What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced). You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel. What colour shovel do you choose? If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why? What are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages? Greymane or Battleborn? What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal? Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______. Is there such things as wrong answers? Why was the answer to that last question wrong?

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  • A message from Acro [quote]What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users?[/quote] More than likely nothing, I cannot deport them myself, that is on bungie to do, I suggest that we all treat them as respect no matter if we personally find them annoying or not [quote]Star Trek or Star Wars?[/quote] I'm not an avid watcher of either, but they're both fine. [quote]If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be?[/quote] Arson, and Purgery [quote]Why is yellow?[/quote] Because is blue. [quote]Are you human?[/quote] Define human [quote]Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games?[/quote] I am a very brutal murderer. [quote]What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced).[/quote] Either a sword or a staff, but only if ancient black magic doesn't count. [quote]You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel. What colour shovel do you choose?[/quote] Purple because I'll be royaly sad after. [quote]If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why?[/quote] Chaotic good. I take part in a lot of stupid things, hence the chaotic. And somewhere deep down, even if I do hate people, I don't have it in me to let them suffer. [quote]What are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here? [/quote] To appease those that like it and those that don't, I just ask that all posts have [RP] in the title so those that are not interested can skip them more easily. [quote]What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? [/quote] Brutally keelhaul him for his laziness. [quote]A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages?[/quote] I could use this answer to make a joke, but I'll just say the prince is 30 and princess is 40. [quote]Greymane or Battleborn?[/quote] Why not both? I'll get their two kids to fall in love and then I'll kill them both so the tragedy makes them bond and vow to never fight again [quote]What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?[/quote] The meaning of life is to find your own meaning, which means any person can choose any meaning no matter how stupid, so there is no correct answer to this question. [quote]You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal? [/quote] The dead will jump for joy when they take my delicious honey buns and French toast! [quote]Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______.[/quote] Real [quote]Is there such things as wrong answers?[/quote] No [quote]Why was the answer to that last question wrong?[/quote] So I could set up the answer for this question.

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