[quote]Aww o' this nyattew about wego guns 'n WP stuff has made made me sick. It's high time few some wuv t' fwow me way, 'n I be goin' t' make ye wwetches fiww the howe me famiwy 'n sociaw wife nye'ew wiww owo I couwd bwow me down ye wit' wowdpway, ow I couwd wowk hawd t' weawn skiwws. Howe'ew I 'ave found that bwaggin' 'n demeanyin' insuwts combinyed wit' excessive winguistic invidiousnyess be synyonymous wit' peew wespect. So pwease, put the idea out o' yew head that ye can possibwy undewstand me sheew fwaws thank ye. Yew wanguage be fwawed ye mindwess dwonyes. Few aww yew nyattew about cweativity 'n memes, ye wiww nye'ew command the heawts o' scawwywags. Me poetwy on the othew hand wouwd make a cap'n cwy few his executionyew owo Wha' can be a mowe suwe sign o' genyius than contwuvwsy? I don't cawe about yew apathy ow yew pithy, tis' howe'ew a pity that yew pithy apwenty fuww o' apathity. Don't undewstand? As a mastew Fowtnyite hatin', Tic Tok chewin' ewitist, I am entitwed t' me disdainfuw attitude against unyintewwigibwe swobs such as ye scawwywags. I don't nyeeds yew mowonyic attention t' be happy. I've got evewythin' I nyeeds wight hewe, me computew, me hammock, 'n me empty Cheeze-It box... In fact I be nyigh-on exactwy wike Weonyawdo Da Vinci. Wha' was he best knyown few? Weww besides ownyin' tuwtwes 'n spiwwin' sewage on 'em, Weonyawdo Da Vinci was the absowute chad who invented the Vinci We-bawdi method. I 'ave witnyessed the fwuits o' this mastewminds effowt, the 1980's TMNT TV show, 'N UNDEWSTOOD IT owo Compwehend that viwe mutants o' wee wabow. CAUSE YE BE AWW MAWES HAW HAW HAW I be SO FIWKEN SMAWT. In concwusion, I am smawt. Big bwain genyius kinda smawt. 'n nyo nyinja, nyo modewatow, nyo dmg04, ow cosmonyaut can evew stop the twuth. I pity ye foows, swinkin' in cownyews, eatin' the waste 'n scwap o' othews pathetic shots at wha' they considew t' be humowous. I DEFY YE owo I AM IMMOOOOOOOWTAWWWWWWW[/quote] I ran this through like 3 converters