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You should be, but as an officer of the Federal Union Navy, I'll let you off with a warning, next time the fine will be your big toe.
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That fine isn’t bad, I’ve got jars full.
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Are you keeping illegal Toes??? *calls in an airstrike*
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I acquired them legally I did.
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Let's see your license and registration then.
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Oh I’ve got it here somewhere...
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Come on we haven't got all day.
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Hold on I’m digging through my wallet, let’s see. I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is.
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Mr... Jeff H, now let's see a permit and bill of sale for those toes.
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I’m not selling them..
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Then I'll have to place you under arrest as an officer of the F.U.N. You have the right to an attorney, and your F.U.N. rights have been canceled Lock him up boys!
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I can get an attorney unless someone here wants to do it. What’s the definition of F.U.N.?