I am an expert dog handler, she may only be the size of a small lap dog but don't let that fool you, she is deadly! I can command her to swiftly decapitate our enemies, rendering the battlefield a sea of bloody headless bodies.
Reporting for duty, sir! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
English
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Yes yes this is good, very good. The only thing left is to teach this canine to hump legs viciously at a whim and its training will be complete. At ease, soldier. Welcome to League. You will be under the command of squadron leader FishBlues of Alpha-Omega-Poopsock, 69th Brigade (͡o‿O͡)ゞ