You’d have to get through me to take the bear legs in my attic, and i’m honestly fat as shit
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I'd just set your house a blaze. Eventually the house will give way and the bear legs will come falling down to me, not to mention that the fire will help to render down some of your body fat. Causing you to lose weight at the same time. If you ask me, it's a win win for everyone. (◡‿◡✿)