*Puts rattlesnakes into cowboy boots* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last Saturday's op was a smashing success! Operation: Kisses To The World was an op aimed at boosting morale. Skull Team 6 successfully stole four million boxes of chocolates and Valentine's Day cards and delivered them to all HYDRA personnel worldwide. This was done mainly to mitigate the spike in workplace suicides. And thirty six hours later so far there hasn't been a single self-inflicted death...yet. HYDRA wins again! In other news the Annual Valentine's Day Social Gala was a complete disaster. Fraulein Strauss, Red Skull's date to the event, was none other than Black Widow in disguise. She personally seduced and humiliated our glorious leader leaving him naked and tied to the bed in his private chambers while she made off with intel on our upcoming op. Not long after SHIELD's fabled task force Fireteam Zulu crashed the Gala with Captain America leading the attack. One third of HYDRA's elite are confirmed KIA, the rest has successfully escaped. No, we will not be refunding tickets to any personnel injured or emotionally scarred from yesterday. Crossebones has successfully [u][b][REDACTED][/b][/u]. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]