ahem, a word
[spoiler]ElIkSnI dIsMaNtLe ShAdOwS cLoThEs, YeS?[/spoiler]
or 2
also hi im back :D
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Awesome! Good to see you! [spoiler]yes daddy[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i swear to Christ if you say daddy to variks in a future chapter i will find a variks onlyfans for you[/spoiler]
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You know, I doubt I ever will but I possibly could as a joke... [spoiler]I would never want to see such blasphemies [/spoiler]
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You could call it an old earth joke...[spoiler]blasphemies are what make this world of destiny work lol[/spoiler]
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S: hey daddy V: ....what? S: hm? Nothing. I said hey. V: [i]what[/i] did you just say? S: I said I love you daddy V: ..... S: ..... V: is this a title for s*xual gratification? S: no V: .... S: yes daddy V: stop that S: anything for you daddy V: I’m not your father S: no, you’re my [i]daddy[/i] V: what’s the difference?! S: an entirely different meaning V: .... [i]sigh[/i] S: I love the way you sigh when you’re wishing you never let me on your ship V: ... S: [i]daddy[/i] V: there it is. S: you know you like it V: ... S: .... [i]wink[/i] V: ... fine come here
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Im NoT yOuR fAtHeR i made this joke once and my gf just sat there and stared at me lmao
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oh yes
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And just like that, Variks finds another reason to live.
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[spoiler]because an annoying guardian calls him daddy? 🥴[/spoiler]