Step 1. Be a plant
Step 2. Be placed in some random Glass cylinder and left out on a field
Step 3. [i]Wait.[/i]
Step 4. Be picked up by some random person wearing a helmet
Step 5. [b]Be sold.[/b]
Edit: If desiring to be Spirit Bloom:
-In between Steps 1-3, be taken by a blue man to a green planet with lots of plant friends
-Proceed with Steps 4-5 normally
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I can't be the only one that calls them glacial analworts.
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Instructions unclear. Ended up on Venus as Spirit Bloom.
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Edited by DredLaP: 1/21/2021 12:46:45 AMWhen one shows up, just put some ointment on it. Or Practice safe patrolling.
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Got all the way to 4 then got teleported somewhere and now I’m Killing zombies
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Instructions unclear. Filament stuck in ceiling fan.
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Wait, that’s a plant? Holy shit it’s a plant. Huh. I thought it was some plasma like matter. Well I’m probably going blind...
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Make a series.
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Sorry, ended up as Spinmetal. What do I do now?
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Step 6. regenerate itself the second after guardians left the zone
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Did step one. A dreg stepped on my container and now the game autocorrected my class to spirit bloom. Is there a way I can turn back?
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Depressing
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#PlantsRule [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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Guardian,Archon Of Light
Blade Of The Traveler - old
I wonder who is putting all these plants in cylinders and running around Europa placing them upright in the snow for Guardians to find -
They will sit around and be pointless for months, seasons... then when you fill your vault and have to dismantle several thousand of them because your vault is full... then, maybe then Bungie will give them a purpose but only after you dismantled 90% of them.
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Edited by Doctor_DooOmE: 1/19/2021 6:01:50 PMStep 6: be a pointless currency Step 7: sit in the vault collecting dust Step 8: Bungie removes after guardians saved them for years waiting for a vendor refresh that never happens... Step 9: spend hours deleting them or trading them in for more useless mats that there will be nothing to spend on and artificially extending my playtime only to watch those become obsolete as well
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Hahahahah😂
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Perfection