I hate the big bang theowy awnd my woommate iws dwiving me cwazy so i have a woommate thawt watches the big bang theowy wike evewy day awnd wikes tuwu tawk abouwt iwt with me. i hate iwt i hate iwt i hate iwt!!! i woathe the big bang theowy with the white-hot fuwy of 1,000 suns. How many times duwu i have tuwu say iwt, bazinga iws nowt funny! shewdon iws nowt funny! howawd iws nowt funny! weonawd iws nowt funny! waj iws nowt funny! awnd amy iws especiawwy nowt funny! the big bang theowy iws simpwy nowt funny! it’s nowt, no mattew how many times uwu incwude the waugh twack iwt's juwst nowt funny. Awnd if you’we thinking tuwu youwsewf, “but iwt iws!”, you’we juwst wwong. Sowwy, but youw bwain iws wiwed incowwectwy. How own eawth does thiws show have mowe than 10 season awnd why does iwt genewate a huge fanbase? awnd the wwiting iws abysmaw. The viewews think they awe sowme sowt of geniuses because they undewstand the basic high schoow math wefewences awnd feew as if they'we as smawt as the physicist. Thewe awe awso basic science wefewences thawt make the audience feew soooo smawt but they'we basic at best such as: "i think thawt uwu have as much of a chance of having a sexuaw wewationship with penny as the hubbwe tewescope does of discovewing at the centew of evewy bwack howe iws a wittwe man with a fwashwight seawching fow a ciwcuit bweakew." (canned waughtew) the fowmuwa, fow damn neaw evewy joke, iws as fowwows. Newds awe so gosh dawn newdy thawt they can’t act nowmaw in weguwaw wife! wash. Winse. Wepeat. Fow exampwe, hewe’s a bit of gut-busting diawogue that’d suwewy cwack up the cbs wwiting woom: “shewdon, duwu uwu wawnt a piece of pie?” “a piece of pie? awe uwu asking if i wawnt tuwu divide 3.14? if so, whawt shouwd i divide iwt by? (puwws out cawcuwatow)” (canned waughtew) no owne cawes abouwt soft kitty ow thawt annoying chick bewnadette. I wouwd wathew watch a cw show than enduwe wewuns of the big bang theowy, evewyone i know eithew hates the show ow absowutewy woves iwt, my fwiend watches the show daiwy awnd evewy time we hang out awnd i'm dwiving us awound the bwock awnd he makes a "funny" bazinga joke i wawnt tuwu jump out of my moving caw. But if uwu think thewe's nothing tuwu wawnt abouwt anymowe because the show iws ovew weww uwu'we wwong! a spinoff show of the big bang theowy was made awnd focuses own the wowst chawactew in the show as young shewdon. I awweady found fiwst shewdon annoying in the owiginaw show but having him as a smawtass chiwd with hiws wewigious pawents juwst makes the humow much mowe unbeawabwe. in young shewdon, the dad wikes spowts awnd othew steweotypicaw manwy things awnd iws awso a couch potato, juwst wike evewy othew sitcom dad twope wike the dad in the gowdbewgs (which i awso hate but nowt tuwu the extend of the big bang theowy because thewe iws no weason fow iwt tuwu have wasted thiws wong awnd be an amewican tv icon). Shewdon awnd hiws dad awe powaw opposites awnd the wwitews think thawt thiws iws funny even though thiws fowmuwa has bewn seen in movies, tv shows, awnd books hundweds of times. Thewe was thiws owne episode whewe the dad wants bwisket awnd he goes tuwu hiws wife awnd yewws "whewes my bwisket!" awnd thawt was supposed tuwu be the funniest thing evew. so no, i wiww nowt buy any shewdon funko pops, i wiww nowt buy thawt bazinga shiwt, awnd i wiww nevew think thawt knocking own a doow thwee times awnd saying the wesidents nawme iws the pinnacwe of comedy. I hate the big bang theowy awnd my teachew bawck in high schoow who wouwd nowt stowp wefewencing the show in chemistwy thiws iws why uwu nevew had engaging students wike the time uwu said thawt a student weminded uwu of waj because he couwdn't tawk tuwu giwws without getting newvous. Whenevew i'm in a study gwoup awnd i heaw a quiwky kid say a bazinga joke i twy tuwu join anothew study gwoup because if i have tuwu heaw bazinga owne mowe time i'm going tuwu gow intwo cawdiac awwest! the avewage viewew of these shows have tuwu be gewiatwic octogenawians thawt sip wine awnd think howawd iws hot, no sane young pewson wouwd binge watch thiws show awnd nowt get bowed thewe iws a weason why they onwy scween two episodes at a time because if they wet iwt pway nonstop the viewew wouwd stawt seeing a pattewn in how the show iws wwitten. At weast in young shewdon thewe iws no waugh twack awnd no bazingas but i stiww hate iwt i hate iwt i hate iwt. Anyone who thinks thiws show iws the epitome of sitcoms needs tuwu weevawuate theiw choices. No thewe iws no "i down't need sweep i need answews" moment hewe, its thawt pwain awnd simpwe, the big bang theowy iws a howwibwe show.