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Star Wars! Empire Strikes Back! But made with a keyboard and emojis! Part 2!

__________________________________ 🙃 🐼☠️ ☠️ 🗡 __________________________________ __________________________________ 🤏🙃 🐼☠️ ☠️ 🗡 __________________________________ __________________________________ ! 🗡🙃 🐼 ☠️ __________________________________ __________________________________ ☠️ ☠️ 🐼🤜🗡😃 __________________________________ __________________________________ ☠️ 😃 ☠️🐼 💪 __________________________________ _____ \____ \ 🤕 _____________________________________ | | 📡 | 🎃 🤖 |_________________________ C3P0: You must come along now, Artoo. There's really nothing more we can do. And my joints are freezing up. R2D2: Sad beep. Lieutenant: Sir, all the patrols are in. There's still no contact from Skywalker or Solo. C3P0: Mistress Leia, Artoo says he's been quite unable to pick up any signals, although he does admit that his own range is far too weak to abandon all hope. Derlin: Your Highness, there's nothing more we can do tonight. The shield doors must be closed. Leia: Alright. Derlin: Close those doors. Lieutenant: Yes sir. C3P0: Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five... to one. R2D2: Beep (bruh) C3P0: Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes... from time to time. Oh, dear, oh, dear. Don't worry about Master Luke. I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever, you know... for a human being. 🎅🏿 ___________🤕___/—————————— Obi-Wan: Luke... Luke! Luke: Ben? Obi-Wan: You will go to the Dagobah system. Luke: Dagobah system? Obi-Wan: There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me. 🎅🏿 ___________🤕___/—————————— Luke: Ben... Ben. 🦘🥫 ___________😵___/—————————— Can: Luke! Luke! Don't do this, Luke. Come on, give me a sign here. 🦘 _________😵🥫___/—————————— Can: Not much time. Tauntaun: oof ☠️ _________😵🥫___/—————————— Luke: Ben... Ben... Can: Hang on kid. 😵🥫🔪☠️ ___________________/—————————— Luke: Dagobah system... Dagobah Can: This may smell bad, kid... 🥫😵☠️ ___________________/—————————— Luke: Yoda... Can: but it will keep you warm... til I get the shelter built. Ooh... I thought they smelled bad on the outside! ☀️ ___________________/—————————— ____________ ___ /: : : : : :||: : : : : :\ |[ | |----.___| |______`-._________ |[_| |________| |------------==---' |_ |___| `-' __., \___________.--~ Zev: Echo Base... I've got something! Not much, but it could be a life form. This is Rogue Two. this is Rogue Two. Captain Solo, do you copy? Commander Skywalker, do you copy This is Rogue Two. Can: Good morning. Nice of you guys to drop by. Zev: Echo Base... this is Rogue Two. I found them. Repeat, I found them. [€ [€ 🥫 /😵\ ___________________/—————————— _________________________________ | 😶 🐻🤖⛄️🥫🎃 😃 | ————————————/——| C3P0: Master Luke, sir, it's so good to see you fully functional again. R2D2: Beep C3P0: Artoo expresses his relief, also. Can: How are you feeling, kid? You don't look so bad to me. In fact, you look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark. Luke: Thanks to you. Can: That's two you owe me, junior. Well your Worship, looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer. Leia: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for any ships to leave the system until we've activated the energy shield. Can: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight. Leia: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain. *Chewbacca noises* Can: Laugh it up, fuzzball. But you didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me. Leia: My...! Why, you stuck up,... half-witted... scruffy-looking ...nerf-herder! Can: Who's scruffy-looking? I must have hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid? Leia: Why, I guess you don't know everything about women yet? Rieekan: Headquarters personnel, report to command center. ________________________________ 😶[==]¥@¥[==] 🤔⛄️🥫🐻 [===] [===] 😶😶 😶 —————————————— Rieekan: Princess... we have a visitor. We've picked up something outside the base in zone twelve, moving east. Senior control officer: It’s metal. Leia: Then it couldn't be one of those creatures that attacked Luke. Can: It could be a speeder, one of ours. Rieekan: No. Wait - there's something very weak coming through. Weak signal: This is Pelican dropship Bravo 22! We are under heavy attack from hostiles! They-They’re not Covenant! I-ahh get it off! Noooooo! C3P0: Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of communication. This signal is not used by the Alliance. It could be an Imperial code. Can: It isn't friendly, whatever it is. R2D2: Beep(Yeah, no shit it isn’t friendly Bravo 22 is -blam!-ing dead!) Can: Come on, Chewie, let's check it out. Rieekan: Send Rogues Ten and Eleven to station three-eight. _____ ___/O O\____ / O O \ \______________/ -===|____\///\\\/_____ \——————/ \____________/ \ / / \__________/ / / >=o\ / / / / \ \ | | \ \ / / \ \ o / / / \o | | \o / / / / | | | | / o==o |o \o==o / / / / \ \ / \ / / / \ / \ 🤖 🐻 _______________/—————————— 🤖 🐻 ______________💥_/—————————— 🥫🏹 💥 🐻 _______________/—————————— Can: Afraid there's not much left. Leia: What was it? Can: Droid of some kind. I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct. Leia: An Imperial probe droid. Can: It's a good bet the Empire knows we're here. Rieekan: We'd better start the evacuation. End of part 2

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