Rise, my brothers! Quell this heresy!
Only the Great Cookie is worthy!!!
English
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Do not worry, brother, for Bernthal and the prophet of the Cookie wished us to coexist with others. If someone slights the Cookie we are within our rights to champion the cause, but peace and cookies go together, always remember this.
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I shall heed your advice, but know this, my allegiance is to the Cookie, and the Cookie alone.
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As is mine, brother. As Champion of Bernthal, I know we must remain faithful, but even the prophet did not live only on Cookies, but on Barbecue as well. May the Cookie be with you, always.
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The noble Prophets of Tooth, Gravy, and Cigarettes proclaim otherwise! All heretics must be purged in the fires of the Sacred Oven and their planets reduced to batter!
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It’s called peaceful coexistence, ya jannomapop!
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There is no coexistence with heretics!
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Draw your spatulas, and we shall vanquish them together!
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That would make you a traitor to the forum, as this is official silly made up government property!
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This sacred ground belongs to the Cookienant!!!
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That's not a thing! It was the Church of Bernthal and the Molasses Cookie led by the Prophet Xronad the Xombie, you pretender!
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Our sacred fire will bake your cold heart, heretic!
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You know less than nothing, poser.
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How dare you! I shall rip asunder your blasphemy!
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Separation of church and state!
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*attacks with spatula*
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Attacking the vice president out in the open? You’re just gonna get yourself arrested doing that!
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The Great Cookie demands an end to your heresy!