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12/3/2020 1:14:08 AM
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BLASPHEMY!!!
How dare you refer to the great jelly bean emblem as a mere tater!
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The great jelly bean? How dare you refer to the great tater as a tiny jelly bean!
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The great jelly bean makes up for its humble proportions with its mighty spirit. This is how we know it is a jelly bean. Not a potato of you limited mortals. Acknowledge it's beauty, only then shall you be cleansed of this tater's taint!
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[i]Limited?![/i] There are more to potatoes than meets the eye! Y’know, “boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew”? And “lovely big golden chips”! [i]Chips![/i]
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*receives revelation* Wait- wait- wait... French fries?
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*nods* [i]French fries.[/i] You have been deceived! *holds out my hand as smoke flies around us* Rise with me!
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*looks in your hand* But... For years I've been told- *sees steaming French fry* Gramercy!! *munches French fry* ALL HAIL THE MAGNIFICENT POTATO!!! Great, now let's tear down that banner of a top hat and a jelly bean. Unless... Is it a potato-flavor jelly bean? My mind is clouded with old lies...
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*lets hand hang at my side with a prolonged sigh* Sure, close enough. It’s a potato-flavored jelly bean.
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*jelly beans burn in background*
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Die, heretic! In the name of the Great Cookie!
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The great potato is our... Salvation
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All cookers! Fire at will! Burn his undercooked hide!
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I'll die as a martyr if I must... LONG LIVE POTATOS AND TOPHATS!!!
