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12/3/2020 12:38:21 AM
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Die, traitor! *attacks with spatula*
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You dare raise spatula against Bernthal's appointed champion? *Draws the Holy Claymore of Molasses.* Get thee gone, false prophet. Shame not the way of cookies, but rather go and spread it like thick molasses. If you be true to the cause, go forth and make posts proclaiming the greatest cookie. The problem with taters is not that they are liked, but rather that the cookie-folk do not show the same zeal in promoting the way.
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*fires Goo Rod Gun* I must destroy you, lest the Casseroles take you!
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*Eyes widen.* Casseroles? My only weakness... How did you know?
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Casseroles are everyone's weaknesses! Come, let us face the Casseroles that would turn people against the Great Cookie!
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*Grabs fork.* Let us begin then!
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There is only one way to kill a Casserole...
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*racks shotgun “I may be a new acolyte... But i know a heretic when i see one!”
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Who do you call a heretic?
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“YOU!” *wall runs at you
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*fires Greaser into the wall* Heretic!
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Hurrah!
