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10/3/2020 5:37:35 PM
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Hey *sits down* what's for dinner baby?
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That's a rather fruity way to be speaking to your mother ;)
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1 ReplyPunctuated differently, that statement could be truly horrible.
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Forest mushrooms. Specifically, the kind that make you ascend to a higher dimensional plane. They’re cooked over a campfire, so you have some char. Additionally there may be some wood splinters in there, as I used a stick to barbecue them.
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*Wonders why you sat down on the cat*
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*a frighted and startled bird taped to a chair shivers in fear* “Who are you? How did you get in my home”
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A single Cheeto, with a side of energy drinks. [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]
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Get out of my house
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Sir, this is Ancient Greece.
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2 RepliesSir, this a Home Depot.
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[quote]Curry with rice and steak. We ran out of forks so you have to use chopsticks.[/quote] ~The Bard, eating a bowl of curry and rice with chopsticks.
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Edited by Ghost Wolf: 10/4/2020 2:46:15 AMHuh...what?... well now...I have this *confusingly hands you a half cup of coffee, an empty protein shaker bottle, a protein mix powder can, and a small flask of whiskey.*
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1 Reply*glances up from my book, with an annoyed look on my face* *slams book shut, and walks away*
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1 Reply*gets up and bends down so my mouth is right by your ear* [spoiler][b]deez nuts[/b][/spoiler] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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MustafaLack toes in toddler ants - old
My fingernails drenched in ketchup, with a hint of cheese wiz. [spoiler]you asked for this [/spoiler] -
3 RepliesEdited by Fate: 10/3/2020 6:49:18 PMWe’re having international night Unveils the table On it are Sushi Tai pei Curry Shrimp Pizza A cheese and cracker platter Lobster And Russian pelmeni With a side of Brussel sprouts dipped in butter and sweet potato fries And to drink the finest wine / vodka Tadaah And desert is cheese cake with ice cream [spoiler]i know I have bizzare taste[/spoiler] I’ll just forget the baby part of your post it never happened mkay
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5 RepliesFrozen waffles and cereal. *hands you bowl and plate of food* Now eat and be grateful!
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2 RepliesYou are. *Unsheathes knife*
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1 ReplyEdited by TUSKENATOR: 10/3/2020 9:22:54 PMMe. [spoiler] or is that dessert?[/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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Ramen
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2 Replies“Hmmm....what do you want?”
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3 Replies*#metoos you*
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*unleashes Penance Stare* “Your soul, that’s what.” [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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*stares back with murderous intent.*
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1 ReplyI thought it would be nice if we made our own pizza tonight. I even bought the toppings already. I got grapes, peanut butter, pepperoni, bacon, and the souls of those who oppose me. [spoiler][b]YOU WILL NEVER REACH TRUTH [/b][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSir, this is the police station, you can't ask for dinner around here.
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2 RepliesYou *brandishes knifes* [spoiler][b][i]i wuve my midgets[/i][/b][/spoiler]
