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Officer: To you stations! Close all outboard shields! Close all outboard shields!
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Officer: We've captured a freighter entering the remains of the Alderaan system. It's markings match those of a ship that blasted its way out of Mos Eisley.
PA: Unlock one-five-seven and nine. Release charges.
Officer: There's no one on board, sir. According to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff. It must be a decoy, sir. Several of the escape pods have been jettisoned.
Vodka: Did you find any droids?
Officer: No, sir. If there were any on board, they must also have jettisoned.
Vodka: Send a scanning crew on board. I want every part of this ship checked.
Officer: Yes sir! Get me a scanning crew in here on the double. I want every part of this ship checked!
Vodka: I sense something... a presence I haven't felt since...
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Luke: Boy, it's lucky you had these compartments.
Can: I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the tractor beam.
Obi-wan: Leave that to me!
Can: Damn fool. I knew that you were going to say that!
Obi-wan: Who's the more foolish... the fool or the fool who follows him?
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Officer: The ship's all yours. If the scanners pick up anything, report it immediately.
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Can: Hey down there! Could you give us a hand?
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Gantry Officer: TK421. Why aren't you at your post?
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Gantry Officer: We've got a bad transmitter. I'll see what I can do.
End of part 12
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Edited by CommonBlueberry: 9/3/2020 8:46:02 PM"And so, the prodigal post series returned unto Offtopic, and there was great feasting and celebration from within the subforum." -Jesus, when Derpy started posting stat wars told in emojis again.