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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 9/1/2020 12:38:34 AM
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Sheriffs Department: The Last Skittle (FILLER)

[b]Lee[/b]: I swear to God if you touch this bag of skittles you're dead [b]Charles[/b]: Aye aye boss! [b]PencilSnake[/b]: I wont touch it :) [b]Cobalt[/b]: Yup, no worries [b]Lee[/b]: Alright, that's what I like to hear. I'll be back soon [quote][b]Lee leaves and slowly closes the door while mean eyeing the three. After the door shuts, everyone stares at each other[/b][/quote] [b]Charles[/b]: [b][i][u]SUGAAAARRRRRR[/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]Charles dives for the bag of skittles but cobalt catches charles' head like a man stopping a child from swinging at him. [/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Not so fast partner. Lee said no, we're going to respect that decision [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Yeah, Jesus Charles, id expect this from me not you. Shameful [quote][b]Charles shrinks and stares at the floor. Pencil snake smacks charles' head and does something with his other hand...[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Excuse me, what was that? [b]PencilSnake[/b]: What was what? [quote][b]Pencil snake begins to sweat[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Your hand. Show me your left hand. [quote][b]PencilSnake shows him his left hand while keeping his right behind his back[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Show me both hands, stop being a toddler [b]PencilSnake[/b]: this is sexual harassment [b]Cobalt[/b]: What? [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Your hand fetish needs to be stopped! [b]Cobalt[/b]: What? Jesus no! I dont have a hand fetish! [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Why else would you want to see my hands!? [b]Cobalt[/b]: Because you obviously have the skittles! [quote][b]PencilSnake shows both hands. No skittles to be found...[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Oh, sorry man. Where did the skittles go then? [b]Charles[/b]: I can smell them... the sweet delectable scent... [quote][b]Charles begins to stare at PencilSnake intensely[/b][/quote] [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Woah, hey hey hey!! Let's just calm down alright? I'll just grab some more from the vending machine for Lee. I'm sure he'll understand [b]Charles[/b]: You're wrong pencil... [b]Cobalt[/b]: here we go [b]PencilSnake[/b]: I'm clean charles, I promise! [b]Charles[/b]: You know lee and I's favorite skittle flavor is sour. And that was the last one. Its also important to note Ever since this year started you've been learning close up magic, and i know you've been doing Fantastic at it! [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Aw thanks man! [b]Charles[/b]: Yeah no prob man! [b]Cobalt[/b]: Continue talking Charles [b]Charles[/b]: Oh yeah right! So the skittles must be in your sleeve! [quote][b]Charles pulls down pencils sleeve to reveal a half eaten pack of skittles[/b][/quote] [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Blast! I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you Charles! [quote][b]Charles puts his hands on his hip and makes a confident smile[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Alright, thats enough! [quote][b]Cobalt takes the skittles and raises them high so the others can't reach[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Behave yourselves! We can't be messing around all day we have work to do guys! [quote][b]Charles feels an evil urge and tentaclesof deep slowly creep towards cobalt. Cobalt smacks charles out of it[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Fine! I'm just going to go hide [b]Charles[/b]: But wai-! [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Its for the best Charlie, we cant fight over something so small and stupid. Don't you wanna make your hero proud? [b]Charles[/b]: Yeah, youre right... thanks pency :) [quote][b]Cobalt chuckles at a wholesome moment. He then leaves the room[/b][/quote] [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Also charles, haven't you figured it out yet? [b]Charles[/b]: Huh? [b]PencilSnake[/b] You know! [b]Charles[/b]: I dont <:O [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Thats youre a past version of the sherif- [quote][b]Lee kicks the door open holding a tray of chicken nuggets from chick fil a[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: I brought lunch! Who's hungry? [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Ouuu me-! [quote][b]Time stops around Lee. Color fades to black in white. There was something missing[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]WHERE ARE THEY??[/u][/i][/b] [b]PencilSnake[/b]: Oh uh, cobalt went to hide them from us [quote][b]Lee drops the tray of nuggets and stares at the floor, his hat covering his eyes. Light Aura radiated from Lee[/b][/quote] [b]PencilSnake[/b]: No its ok! He just went to go hide them! [b]Lee[/b]: Do you understand that cobalt has skittle posters on his desk? A framed image of a skittle? His desktop wallpaper, a [i]skittle?[/i] [b][i]DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?[/i][/b] [b]Charles[/b]: Oh poop! [b]Lee[/b]: [b]Whered he go[/b] [quote][b]PencilSnake points to the office closet. Lee approaches slowly and creeks open the door. Sure enough, there was the beast... gobbling every single skittle sloppily. Trying as fast as he could to eat them before lee came back. The light peered in and all Cobalt saw was Lees blazing eyes[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: WAIT LEE, IM SORRY, ILL BUY YOU MORE, PLEASE NO, GOD NO [b]Lee[/b]: You know what happens to those who disobey [quote][b]Lee summons a belt of light and begins to tap the belt on his hands[/b][/quote] [b]Cobalt[/b]: NO NO NO NO, ANYTHING BUT- [quote][b]Cobalt was cut off by the sweet sting of the belt. 30 lashes; for there were 30 skittles. Each lash made the scream louder, so loud that it would even make crate jealous. After all was said and done you could hear was the heavy breathing from Cobalt trying to recover[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Now get back to work! [quote][b]Cobalt limps out of the closet back to his chair. PencilSnake and charles stare in fear. There was silence for a while[/b][/quote] [b]Charles[/b]: Do you want me to get you some ice for your but- :O [b]Cobalt[/b]: Shut up! [quote][b]Moral of the story, don't steal. You may be subject to punishment[/b][/quote]

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