[quote][spoiler]Now, in terms of the story, uhh, clearly... it’s brilliant. It’s amazing, and I like it a lot, but there is one critical element that’s missing: it needs a sexual punch-up. We need to get a female lead character in there that [protagonist] can bang throughout the whole [story]. See, one of the problems with Shyamalan’s movies is that they lack a certain eroticism. What if we were to bring, ehhh... an incredibly hot but skeptical female lab partner into the mix, and then that way whenever [protagonist]’s not out bustin’ heads because he smelled crime, he’s back at the lab performing [i]outrageous[/i] sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now, here’s the twist—and there is a twist... ... we show it. We show [i]all[/i] of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action [stories] these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a [i]lot[/i] of it. I mean, we’re talking, you know, [i]graphic[/i] scenes of [protagonist] Lundgren really goin’ to town on this hot young lab tech. From behind, sixty-nine, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl; all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones—and then he smells crime again, he’s out bustin’ heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration; crime, full penetration; crime, penetration; and this goes on and on and back and forth for ninety or-so minutes until the movie just sort of ends. [/spoiler][/quote] Holy shit this should be illegal