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Edited by TurtleD01: 6/3/2020 7:49:09 AM
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Blubs power of denial: An in depth look.

[b][u]HELLO OFFTOPIC! ITS ME, YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD FAT ALIEN, BLUB![/u][/b] I am in my hideout right now and I just ate about five hundred pounds of cookie dough....... but unfortunately, I didn’t bother to read the labels that said it had to be baked first, so I may be in some trouble in a little bit. The reason why I am talking to you now is because I think I need to explain something that happened fairly recently. Some of you may be aware that I had fought and killed the insane and extremely powerful Gannathon, and if you weren’t aware then uhhhhhhh [b]I KILLED THE INSANE AND EXTREMELY POWERFUL GANNATHON!!!![/b] But I didn’t just want to share to you the fact that I defeated him, I wanted to share [i]how[/i] I defeated him. At the end of our brutal battle, I had achieved something called True Final, and I was able to use a defensive technique that I am calling “Denial” to deflect Gannathons super evil fiery magma death laser! I was somehow able to think that the beam wouldn’t hit me, and it actually didn’t hit me! [b]CRAZY RIGHT!?[/b] Not really. I had taken a secret trip back to Tull to have the Creators help me test out this ability, and it’s actually not too difficult to understand! I first attempted to deny the very existence of things, and we were quickly able to come to the conclusion that Denial does NOT allow me to delete things with my mind..... That would probably make me the most powerful being in existence. I then trained against the Creators themselves, and I was able to get the hang of Denial very quickly. It is basically an invisible shield that forms around me and blocks attacks. Using Denial was actually very amusing because Creator Woshíd got frustrated when I blocked all of his attacks! While I had Denial activated, it started to rain, and I realized that the rain was able to go through my Denial even though the Creators attacks were not. We were very confused by this, [b]BUT BEING THE EXTREMELY SMART AND INQUISITIVE BEING THAT I AM[/b] (blatant lie), [b]I HAD AN IDEA!!!![/b] The Creators and I took off to Mt. Hullon, a very large volcano, to test my hypothesis. The outcome was exactly as I thought it would be! The fire and lava from the volcano had gone through my Denial! I could’ve come to a conclusion then and there, but I just wanted to make sure that I was right. Our next destination was the Elder Storm, where I got struck by lightning THROUGH MY DENIAL, and the last stop was the Pit of Güga, where the noxious gas within was able to go through my Denial as well. After our adventure, the Creators and I hurried home to come to a conclusion..... and clean ourselves off...... the Pit of Güga smells awful. IN CONCLUSION, Denial is an invisible shield that I can activate just by thinking about it. It can block out ANYTHING that is enacted upon me by a being with malicious intent. That being said, Denial is no different than a handheld shield. Keeping it active for too long can exhaust my mind, just as it can be exhausting for a Knight to hold up a shield with their arm for a long time. Denial CANNOT block out nature, simply meaning that I can’t deny natural phenomena like tsunamis, earthquakes, tornadoes, etc........ BUT, I [i]can[/i] block out natural phenomena that has been created by beings, meaning that if there was a giant tentacle monster that created a tsunami to engulf me, I [i]would[/i] be able to deny it because it was created by a being with malicious intent. [b]So there you have it my friends![/b] That is an in depth look at Denial! I hope that This can help you understand my ability a little bit better, and I can hopefully test it out more in the future! [b]BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO GO BECAUSE I THINK THE COOKIE DOUGH CAUGHT UP TO ME!!!![/b] [spoiler]And just a quick message! It pains me to see people arguing over politics. People just need to have some common sense :)[/spoiler]

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