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Edited by TurtleD01: 5/24/2020 9:39:02 AM
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The Final Form

The Creators led Blub through the massive corridors and winding staircases of their fortress to a sparkling chamber with crystal walls. Blub had never seen this chamber before even though he had lived within the fortress for a while. Creator Woshíd: We have never shown ANYBODY this chamber, not even our guards. You are the only one other than the three of us to ever lay your eyes upon this room. Blub: So where is this thing that you need me to use? Right on cue, a small section of the floor lifted up in front of them, revealing a glowing green pedestal. On top of the pedestal was a small and fleshy mass that Blub thought to be very sinister. Blub: Okay. What is that? Creator Hysatt: We call it the Agonus..... It is a completely organic device that is capable of forcing one into their final form. Blub: Well why didn’t one of you guys use this when you found out Gannathon had escaped!? You probably would’ve been able to catch up to him! Creator Orondoto: Like I said before, we didn’t know that he planned on killing you. Also, since we are already in our final forms the Agonus would’ve had no affect on us. Blub watched the Agonus pulsate and make squishy sounds. It was very intriguing to him, but terrifying enough to make him stay back from it. Blub: So how did you guys create this..... thing? Creator Woshíd: That is a secret. Blub: Okay then. How many more of these do you have? Creator Woshíd: This is the only one. Blub: Are you kidding me!? How am I supposed to use this thing if none of YOU have ever used one before!? I DON’T EVEN WANNA TOUCH THAT THING! Creator Hysatt: Well that’s too bad Blub, because you have to eat it. Blubs stomach sank as soon as she said that. He looked back at the Agonus which was still pulsating, and he took a very deep breath. Blub: When do you suggest I eat this? Creator Orondoto: How about right now? You do need to get back to OffTopic, don’t you? Creator Hysatt: And before you ask, no you will NOT die from this. We made sure it would be completely safe to eat. Blub slowly inched towards the bluish-gray flesh ball and made a heavy gulp. He began to sweat once he removed it from the pedestal. It was extremely slimy and it started pulsating much faster in his hand. Creator Orondoto: Also, swallowing it whole might be better than chewing on it. You wouldn’t want to risk having a bad aftertaste in your mouth. Blub: Thanks..... Oh well, here goes..... everything. Blub dropped the Agonus into his mouth and swallowed it as quickly as possible. For a second he felt like he wanted to throw up but he was able to hold back. The Creators watched silently for a little bit to see if anything had happened to Blub. Creator Woshíd: Do you feel any different? Blub: No, not really. Creator Hysatt: Does anything look different? Are you seeing swirls and rainbows? Blub? No and no. Creator Orondoto: Is there a bad aftertaste? Blub: No but it was awfully sli- AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!! GGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Blub felt his insides bubbling and he collapsed to the floor. The Creators hurried over to him to help him up, but he was thrashing around too much. He started screaming and swinging his fists all over the place. He smashed the pedestal and started shoving chunks of it into his mouth. Creator Orondoto: Sorry Blub! Creator Orondoto created a spherical stone casing and trapped Blub inside of it. It only took a few seconds for him to smash his way out of it, but as soon as he got out he was electrocuted by a tentacle from Creator Hysatts arm. It was enough to snap him out of his craziness. Creator Woshíd: That is just..... wow. What stood before the Creators was a being of pure rage. His skin had a faint red glow and his eyes were completely white. He had a puffy tail and a mouth filled with long teeth. His entire body looked like a bloated fleshy mass. The Creators were not expecting something like this to happen. Blub: I must..... I must..... I must..... Creator Orondoto: Must what? Blub: C-C-C-[b]CONSUUUUUMMME!!!!![/b] Creator Hysatt: CONSUME WHAT!? Blub: GANNATHOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!! I HUNGER FOR HIS FLESH!!! I YEARN TO RIP EVERY WIRE FROM HIS BODY AND SQUEEZE THE BLOOD OUT!!!! Creator Orondoto: That’s a bit excessive, don’t you think!? Blub: EXCESSIVE!?!?!? EXCESSIVE IS WHEN GANNATHON SLAUGHTERED MY FREIND AND DOZENS OF OTHER INNOCENT PEOPLE!!! EXCESSIVE IS WHEN GANNATHON CORRUPTED THE AIR WITH HIS WRETCHED FLAME AND MADE MY EYES BLEEEEEEED!!!! THE NEXT TIME HE TRIES TO BURN ME I WILL TAKE THE MOLTEN SHARDS HE CREATES AND ILL SHOVE THEM DOWN HIS THROAT, THUS INCINERATING HIS INSIDES AND LEAVING ME WITH A DELICIOUS COOKED MEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!! Creator Woshíd: Gannathon doesn’t have a mouth. How would you shove molten shards down his throat? Blub: I WILL INSTEAD SMASH OPEN HIS HEAD, TEAR OPEN HIS CORPSE, PLACE THE MOLTEN SHARDS INSIDE OF HIS BODY, leave them in there for about 10-15 minutes, AND THEN ENJOY A DELICIOUS COOKED MEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!! Blub ran past the Creators back to the front entrance of the fortress. They followed behind him but they came to an abrupt halt once Blub turned back to face them. Blub: I’m not not very good with goodbyes, so...... ARRIBADERCHI OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT ITALIAN PEOPLE SAY! Before the Creators had time to respond, Blub shot into the air like a rocket. The force of his liftoff was enough to leave a small crater in the ground. Creator Hysatt: *sigh* What have we done? Creator Woshíd: I have no clue.... Creator Orondoto: What’s an Italian? [b]I have a drawing of Blub in his final form :)[/b] https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/693211211398905858/714046421367521291/image0.jpg
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