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5/3/2020 8:46:09 PM
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A very awkward conversation.

Blub had been training for a very long time. He lifted heavy rocks, went jogging a lot, flew his CosmiCloud and even attempted more push ups, but he wasn’t forming for some reason. Forming the first two times wasn’t extremely hard so he thought it wouldn’t be hard this time either. Every time he decided to walk somewhere he made sure he was doing anything that would improve him physically, but he always wound up exhausted and no different then when he started. The only good thing that had come out of his training was that he got ahold of some materials to make a home. Blub was resting in his shack that he had made from wood, blankets, rope, and pillows when something had crossed his mind. He hadn’t had that uncomfortable feeling for quite a while now. He no longer felt like he was being watched and he didn’t really realize it until now. Since he felt a lot more comfortable now, he decided to go and find Oltoc. Blub wanted to apologize to him for getting off on the wrong foot..... and maybe ask him for some help on his handgun if they could make nice with each other. Blub walked up to the warehouse door and knocked on it. The door opened and Oltoc was there with a confused look on his face. They just stood there for a few seconds before Oltoc decided to speak. Oltoc: Hi.... again..... What do you want? Blub: I uh just wanted to apologize....... for..... y’know.... stuff. Oltoc: *sigh* Its alright. I was only being aggressive because I thought you were going to steal our equipment and stuff. Blub: The funny thing is that I was going to steal from you, but that was only because I thought you had mattresses. Why do you drive a mattress truck anyways? Oltoc: The truck was cheap and there is less of a chance that we’ll be followed by people who want to take our supplies. Umm... what’s in your pouch there? Blub: Oh uh it’s just a handgun. I wanted to ask you if you could maybe fix it up for me. I think it’s broken. Oltoc: Were you going to ask me to fix it even if I still hated you? Blub: I’m going to say no.... Oltoc: let me see it. I’ll see what I can do with it but you’ll have to wait until tomorrow to get it back. Blub: That’s fine, just take your time..... and I guess thank you. They say their awkward goodbyes and Blub floated back home. On his way he stopped for a hotdog at a little hotdog stand. He was able to absorb a hotdog without being noticed. While he was absorbing his dinner, he saw a sign on the stand that said “WE DONT SERVE HUSKS”. Blub had no idea what a husk was but it made sense to him if they had stolen a hotdog because twenty dollars is just a ridiculous price for one. Blub immediately fell asleep as soon as he got home. He felt pretty happy that he didn’t have much to worry about. His talk with Oltoc went smoother than he thought it would be, so hopefully they can be friends now. Now all Blub needs to do is form soon..... He really needs to form soon.
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